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Posted: October 24, 2007 5:40 pm
by 12vmanRick
Jimmy announcing a free concert in your backyard
Posted: October 24, 2007 10:40 pm
by LIPH
a woman saying "yes" when I ask her out

Posted: October 24, 2007 10:41 pm
by aeroparrot
Not getting stood up.
Posted: October 24, 2007 10:45 pm
by docandjeanie
Eating alot of red meat
Posted: October 24, 2007 10:52 pm
by SMLCHNG
Posted: October 24, 2007 11:03 pm
by Lightning Bolt
smoke
(cough...cough...wheeze)

Posted: October 25, 2007 10:53 am
by SunsetChef
The girl across the hall from me.
Posted: October 25, 2007 10:58 am
by RinglingRingling
LIPH wrote:nutmeg wrote:Getting out of bed in the morning.
Especially if it's somebody else's

that could be Trauma-GSW, not a heart attack
Posted: October 25, 2007 11:02 am
by comemonday
Mowing the lawn.
Posted: October 25, 2007 11:08 am
by jonesbeach10
Alcohol????
(For the sake of parrotheads everywhere, I hope not!)
Posted: October 25, 2007 11:12 am
by sunseeker
watching a sport?
Posted: October 25, 2007 2:22 pm
by docandjeanie
high blood pressure
Posted: October 25, 2007 3:26 pm
by Capt.Flock
taking a crap

Posted: October 25, 2007 4:15 pm
by 12vmanRick
getting your cell phone bill
Posted: October 25, 2007 4:19 pm
by drunkpirate66
being a member of the United States Coast Guard (and did EMT training) I know that answer is a blood clot.
I am sure I was supposed to come up with something funny or out there but that is the answer. Look it up . . .

Posted: October 25, 2007 4:28 pm
by buffettbride
I think a clue is in order....
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(I can't *really* play 'cause I already know the answer).
Posted: October 25, 2007 4:29 pm
by drunkpirate66
buffettbride wrote:I think a clue is in order....
![battingeyes [smilie=battingeyes.gif]](./images/smilies/battingeyes.gif)
(I can't *really* play 'cause I already know the answer).
no clue needed. it is a blood clot. swear to Lord Jimmy. blood clots bring on heart attacks more than anything else . . . including excitement from sex or sports.
Posted: October 25, 2007 4:32 pm
by creeky
going to the motor registry
having a birthday ending in "o"

Posted: October 25, 2007 7:28 pm
by SMLCHNG
creeky wrote:
having a birthday ending in "o"

Not necessarily with an "0"... but it is..
A BIRTHDAY!!

Posted: October 25, 2007 7:33 pm
by alphabits
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to .... ack, ugh, arrrrrr ..... thud .....