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Posted: March 28, 2001 1:40 pm
by Guest
Posted By ChadClt
> Subject: BILL'S BOX
> > When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said,
> "I am
> > putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
> to look in it." In
> > all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
> However, on the
> > afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got
> the best of her and
> > she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box
> were 3 empty beer cans
> and
> > $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
> back under the bed.
> > Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
> doubly curious
> > as to why. That evening they were out for a special
> dinner. After
> > dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her
> curiosity and she confessed,
> > saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept
> my promise and never
> > looked into the box under the bed. However, today
> the temptation was too
> much and I
> > gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
> cans in the box?"
> > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after
> all these
> > years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
> unfaithful to you,
> > I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to
> remind myself not to
> > do it again."
> >
> > Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmmmm, Jennifer,
> Paula and
> > Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but
> temptation does happen
> > and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
> the years."
> >
> > They hugged and made their peace. A little while
> later Hillary
> > asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in
> the box?"
> > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up
> with empty
> > cans, I took them to the recycling center and
> redeemed them for cash."

Posted: March 30, 2001 9:48 am
by Guest
Posted By Caribbean Soul
ill on A Plane
([size=-2]With thanks to phinns.[/size])

What A Choice
On an airline flight, Bill Clinton was seated next to an elderly priest.
A minor technical problem at the gate delayed the flight, and the captain announced that the airline would be offering a free round of drinks as an apology.

When the charming and attractive flight attendant came by, Clinton ordered a double scotch. He leaned back with his drink as the attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink.

"Oh, no thank you," replied the priest. "I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol."

Choking on his swallow of scotch, Clinton quickly put his drink back on the beverage cart. "Excuse me, miss, I didn't know I had a choice."