Posted: March 28, 2001 1:40 pm
Posted By ChadClt
> Subject: BILL'S BOX
> > When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said,
> "I am
> > putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
> to look in it." In
> > all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
> However, on the
> > afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got
> the best of her and
> > she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box
> were 3 empty beer cans
> and
> > $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
> back under the bed.
> > Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
> doubly curious
> > as to why. That evening they were out for a special
> dinner. After
> > dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her
> curiosity and she confessed,
> > saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept
> my promise and never
> > looked into the box under the bed. However, today
> the temptation was too
> much and I
> > gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
> cans in the box?"
> > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after
> all these
> > years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
> unfaithful to you,
> > I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to
> remind myself not to
> > do it again."
> >
> > Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmmmm, Jennifer,
> Paula and
> > Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but
> temptation does happen
> > and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
> the years."
> >
> > They hugged and made their peace. A little while
> later Hillary
> > asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in
> the box?"
> > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up
> with empty
> > cans, I took them to the recycling center and
> redeemed them for cash."
> Subject: BILL'S BOX
> > When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said,
> "I am
> > putting a box under the bed. You must promise never
> to look in it." In
> > all their 30 years of marriage Hillary never looked.
> However, on the
> > afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got
> the best of her and
> > she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box
> were 3 empty beer cans
> and
> > $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it
> back under the bed.
> > Now that she knew what was in the box, she was
> doubly curious
> > as to why. That evening they were out for a special
> dinner. After
> > dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her
> curiosity and she confessed,
> > saying, "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept
> my promise and never
> > looked into the box under the bed. However, today
> the temptation was too
> much and I
> > gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the
> cans in the box?"
> > Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after
> all these
> > years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was
> unfaithful to you,
> > I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to
> remind myself not to
> > do it again."
> >
> > Hillary was shocked, but said, "Hmmmmm, Jennifer,
> Paula and
> > Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened but
> temptation does happen
> > and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering
> the years."
> >
> > They hugged and made their peace. A little while
> later Hillary
> > asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in
> the box?"
> > Bill answered, "Well, whenever the box filled up
> with empty
> > cans, I took them to the recycling center and
> redeemed them for cash."