Posted: October 30, 2007 3:40 pm
Went to a Buffett concert the night before and were still hung over .....
..... also the #1 cause of teacher absenteeism
..... also the #1 cause of teacher absenteeism
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Posted: October 30, 2007 5:13 pm
Grandma came over while I was doing my homework and accidentally pushed the little button on her necklace and all the fire and ambulance workers caused me to forget my homework and the dog ate it and I needed a day off for rest.
Posted: October 30, 2007 6:21 pm
have a tummyache
Posted: October 30, 2007 6:55 pm
alphabits wrote:Went to a Buffett concert the night before and were still hung over .....
..... also the #1 cause of teacher absenteeism
Shhhhhhhh!!!! ![[smilie=battingeyes.gif]](./images/smilies/battingeyes.gif "battingeyes"){kind=small}
Posted: October 30, 2007 6:56 pm
Overslept because nobody was home to wake them. 
Posted: October 30, 2007 7:06 pm
don't yell . . . but this question holds no merit because Elementary School students miss school for different reasons than high school students . . . and it does vary state to state . . .
Elementary school = fever
High School = exhaustion (caused from sports and work on top of school work and college planning).
the answer aint blood clots
but again these are correct or the United States Military Health Bureau is wrong. 
Elementary school = fever
High School = exhaustion (caused from sports and work on top of school work and college planning).
the answer aint blood clots
but again these are correct or the United States Military Health Bureau is wrong. Posted: October 30, 2007 8:55 pm
Hush, poopie head, Jon. 
Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.
Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.
Posted: October 30, 2007 9:07 pm
Tequila hangover???SMLCHNG wrote:Hush, poopie head, Jon.
Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.
Posted: October 30, 2007 9:12 pm
My dog ate my homework
Posted: October 30, 2007 9:16 pm
Y'all are making me soooo laugh!!Posted: October 30, 2007 10:21 pm
Playing hookie
Posted: October 30, 2007 10:24 pm
The common cold
Posted: October 30, 2007 10:25 pm
The common denominator (math suks)
Posted: October 30, 2007 10:25 pm
Common sense??
Posted: October 30, 2007 10:41 pm
amnesia
forgot where the school was, forgot that they had to go to school
just plain stupidity
we need a clue
forgot where the school was, forgot that they had to go to school
just plain stupidity
we need a clue
Posted: October 30, 2007 11:55 pm
turned the wrong direction when I left the house (the earth moved last night )
)Posted: October 31, 2007 5:16 am
alright...I'm gonna be illness specific ..
Asthma.
I missed half the 5th , 6th , and 7th grade due to it..
Asthma.
I missed half the 5th , 6th , and 7th grade due to it..
Posted: October 31, 2007 5:59 am
Diabetes?
( God I sound like Nurse Doom & Gloom! )
( God I sound like Nurse Doom & Gloom!
)Posted: October 31, 2007 6:01 am
fever...like my daughter yesterday and today (just in time for the Tampa concert!!) 
Posted: October 31, 2007 7:55 am
why are my answers always "poopie . . ."SMLCHNG wrote:Hush, poopie head, Jon.
Many of you are close to the answer, but you need to be more specific.
missing school because of a fever is not funny enough?