Mindbender #30
Posted: October 31, 2007 10:14 am
Experts say this is your best excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket....
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Posted: October 31, 2007 10:21 am
something hospital related . . . like a friend or family member got hurt and is in the hospital . . . or some sort of emergency like that.
Posted: October 31, 2007 10:30 am
Really? I thought sure you'd say a blood clot!!drunkpirate66 wrote:something hospital related . . . like a friend or family member got hurt and is in the hospital . . . or some sort of emergency like that.
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Posted: October 31, 2007 10:32 am
not sure how hospitals work out in the mountains . . . but in and around Boston a "blood clot" would be hospital related.SMLCHNG wrote:Really? I thought sure you'd say a blood clot!!drunkpirate66 wrote:something hospital related . . . like a friend or family member got hurt and is in the hospital . . . or some sort of emergency like that.
They are, in FACT, the number 1 cause of heart attacks.
Don't get me started on fevers . . .
Posted: October 31, 2007 10:42 am
apologizing and admitting it
Posted: October 31, 2007 10:54 am
that was the one that worked with me more often than any other!!12vmanRick wrote:apologizing and admitting it
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:18 am
Not me.pbans wrote:that was the one that worked with me more often than any other!!12vmanRick wrote:apologizing and admitting it
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:24 am
drunkpirate66 wrote:something hospital related . . . like a friend or family member got hurt and is in the hospital . . . or some sort of emergency like that.
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:25 am
it was an honor. thank you.SMLCHNG wrote:drunkpirate66 wrote:something hospital related . . . like a friend or family member got hurt and is in the hospital . . . or some sort of emergency like that.
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:40 am
me eitherDezdmona wrote:Not me.pbans wrote:that was the one that worked with me more often than any other!!12vmanRick wrote:apologizing and admitting it
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:43 am
I've had my drivers license since 1969, been stopped for speeding at least 20 times and never gotten a ticket, only 2 written warnings for reckless driving for which there is no fine or points on my license. I have no explanation. ![[smilie=noeyedear-shrugging.gif]](./images/smilies/noeyedear-shrugging.gif "noeyedear-shrugging")
Posted: October 31, 2007 11:45 am
cleavage.LIPH wrote:I've had my drivers license since 1969, been stopped for speeding at least 20 times and never gotten a ticket, only 2 written warnings for reckless driving for which there is no fine or points on my license. I have no explanation.
Posted: November 1, 2007 3:44 pm
I'd have to agree with that one.drunkpirate66 wrote:cleavage.LIPH wrote:I've had my drivers license since 1969, been stopped for speeding at least 20 times and never gotten a ticket, only 2 written warnings for reckless driving for which there is no fine or points on my license. I have no explanation.
My sister got 17 warnings before she got her 1st ever ticket. 17!!!She got it from a woman cop...
Me? Never had a warning. Never.
Posted: November 1, 2007 4:47 pm
When I finally did get a ticket it wasn't for speeding, even though I was speeding. It was for following too closely a/k/a tailgating. And oddly enough, I was on my way to the airport to pick up a friend who was coming in from out of town for last year's Buffett concert at Jones Beach.
Posted: November 1, 2007 5:21 pm
I thought you didn't drive...LIPH wrote:When I finally did get a ticket it wasn't for speeding, even though I was speeding. It was for following too closely a/k/a tailgating. And oddly enough, I was on my way to the airport to pick up a friend who was coming in from out of town for last year's Buffett concert at Jones Beach.
How do you tailgate on a subway?
You know what I mean...