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Mindbender #35
Posted: November 3, 2007 11:23 am
by SMLCHNG
Experts say that you will have, on average, 396 of these in your lifetime....
Re: Mindbender #35
Posted: November 3, 2007 11:46 am
by CaptainP
SMLCHNG wrote:Experts say that you will have, on average, 396 of these in your lifetime....
....
don't say it, Jim. Don't say it.....
Posted: November 3, 2007 11:46 am
by CaptainP
Pulled muscles
Posted: November 3, 2007 11:53 am
by SunsetChef
Colds...
or
Sneezes...
or
Headaches...
Posted: November 3, 2007 1:06 pm
by drunkpirate66
midget lovers?
Posted: November 3, 2007 1:38 pm
by 12vmanRick
bad dreams
Posted: November 3, 2007 2:02 pm
by PIA
periods!!!
Posted: November 3, 2007 3:23 pm
by Conolulu
Posted: November 3, 2007 4:28 pm
by Big Phan
Paid vacation days from your employer
Posted: November 3, 2007 4:29 pm
by SMLCHNG
Conolulu wrote:good thing it isn't blood clots...you'd be dead... 
I was actually waiting for him to say that. 
Posted: November 3, 2007 4:35 pm
by jonesbeach10
hiccups
Posted: November 3, 2007 4:40 pm
by ejr
Doctor's appointments?
Posted: November 3, 2007 4:56 pm
by Glorfindel7
Vacation Days???
Posted: November 4, 2007 9:51 am
by 12vmanRick
pairs of shoes
Posted: November 4, 2007 10:38 am
by CaptainP
Enemies
Posted: November 4, 2007 10:39 am
by CaptainP
Deep fried miniature pickles
Posted: November 4, 2007 10:41 am
by CaptainP
Erotic dreams about Smurfs wearing diapers
Posted: November 4, 2007 10:45 am
by alphabits
Pairs of shoes .....
Of course, that's a gender-blended average .... for guys it's about 75, for gals it's about 750 (or is it 7500!)
Posted: November 4, 2007 10:56 am
by drunkpirate66
CaptainP wrote:Erotic dreams about Smurfs wearing diapers
this and the mini pickes is very much like my joke about midget lovers . . . just want you to know I am on to those who copy my humor, P.
Posted: November 4, 2007 11:08 am
by CaptainP
drunkpirate66 wrote:CaptainP wrote:Erotic dreams about Smurfs wearing diapers
this and the mini pickes is very much like my joke about midget lovers . . . just want you to know I am on to those who copy my humor, P.
I would never dream of stepping on the toes of one so great...