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Mindbender #38

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:02 pm
by SMLCHNG
A survey says that 2 percent of men will do this to impress a girl...

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:03 pm
by drunkpirate66
fart.

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:06 pm
by CaptainP
drunkpirate66 wrote:fart.
guilty as charged.

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:06 pm
by CaptainP
Pretend to be from a foreign country

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:06 pm
by CaptainP
Play the accordian

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:07 pm
by CaptainP
Do an ancient ritualistic mating dance

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:07 pm
by CaptainP
Shave their head

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:07 pm
by CaptainP
Shave something else

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:19 pm
by Conolulu
Lie about their job?

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:19 pm
by alphabits
shoot her husband

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:20 pm
by CaptainP
lurk in their bushes at night

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:21 pm
by CaptainP
(With it being only 2%, a lot of my joke posts could actually be accurate!!!)

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:22 pm
by txaggirl91
Conolulu wrote:Lie about their job?
how about just lie?

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:22 pm
by LIPH
get a Prince Albert

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:24 pm
by alphabits
LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:24 pm
by comemonday
Stuff a sock in their pants? I know that impresses the hell out of me!

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:26 pm
by CaptainP
comemonday wrote:Stuff a sock in their pants? I know that impresses the hell out of me!
Stuff their pants in their sock?

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:30 pm
by LIPH
alphabits wrote:
LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?
They're trying to impress a woman, not Richard Simmons

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:30 pm
by LIPH
txaggirl91 wrote:
Conolulu wrote:Lie about their job?
how about just lie?
We have to level the playing field

Posted: November 8, 2007 3:45 pm
by drunkpirate66
LIPH wrote:
alphabits wrote:
LIPH wrote:get a Prince Albert
in a can?
They're trying to impress a woman, not Richard Simmons
I farted in a can once.