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flyboy55
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Post by flyboy55 »

I find the whole idea of department store Santas offensive.

I mean, where is Ms. Santa? Stuck at home cooking for the elves? Cleaning up after the reindeer? Laundering Mr. Santa's underwear?

Why don't we get nocturnal visits from Ms. Santa on Christmas Eve (OK it did happen once back in '83 but I knew it was my wife all along especially towards the end when she started making THAT sound . . . )? Doesn't Mr. Santa trust her with driving the sleigh? Is he the jealous controlling type who won't let her out of the North Pole workshop?

I say, it's time for Mr. Santa to step aside and let Ms. Santa handle things. I know she'll do as good a job or better than Mr. Santa.

For that matter, it's time for department stores and malls to hire fake Ms. Santas. I know I'd be first in line to snuggle up on her lap and tell her what I really REALLY want for Christmas this year!!!


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It's time for a change. I'm tired of that 'same old same' Santa Claus Christmas tradition.
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Post by sonofabeach »

SharkOnLand wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Oh My God.

That's all I have to say.

PC has officially gone over the line....
The disturbing thing is that the PC crap is spreading from the US, it's like a bad case of crabs or something.
woah! do tell...


well....on second thought, don't :lol:
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Post by flipflopgirl »

Conolulu wrote:
citcat wrote::evil: You know, they can only push us so far....then WATCH OUT !!!

SPREAD THE WORD !

IT'S CHRISTMAS !!

DADGUMMIT !!!! :evil:

Morons. Numbnuts. Stupid-heads. Crap-diddies. Idgits. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I think Crap-diddies is my new favorite term! :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: mine too!


and it was on the news here that 3 of the santas have already quit! :lol:
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flyboy55 wrote:I find the whole idea of department store Santas offensive.

I mean, where is Ms. Santa? Stuck at home cooking for the elves? Cleaning up after the reindeer? Laundering Mr. Santa's underwear?

Why don't we get nocturnal visits from Ms. Santa on Christmas Eve (OK it did happen once back in '83 but I knew it was my wife all along especially towards the end when she started making THAT sound . . . )? Doesn't Mr. Santa trust her with driving the sleigh? Is he the jealous controlling type who won't let her out of the North Pole workshop?

I say, it's time for Mr. Santa to step aside and let Ms. Santa handle things. I know she'll do as good a job or better than Mr. Santa.

For that matter, it's time for department stores and malls to hire fake Ms. Santas. I know I'd be first in line to snuggle up on her lap and tell her what I really REALLY want for Christmas this year!!!


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I think you get the idea.

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It's time for a change. I'm tired of that 'same old same' Santa Claus Christmas tradition.
Me likey! Let's really put the "Ho" in Ho-Ho-Ho.
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Post by TommyBahama »

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!!!!!.NEAR ME ITS WHORE....IF YOUR OFFENDED YOU MUST BE A HO!!!.....
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Post by Gulfbreeze »

Ain't but one Ho...first name Honey... :wink: :wink:

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Re: no ho-ho-ho's down under

Post by pojo »

LIPH wrote:
OceanCityGirl wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl ... offbeatWed Nov 14, 11:04 PM ET




SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
socio-economically disadvantaged woman who sells her body for cash, socio-economically disadvantaged woman who sells her body for cash, socio-economically disadvantaged woman who sells her body for cash just doesn't do it for me
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Post by ragtopW »

flyboy55 wrote:I find the whole idea of department store Santas offensive.

I mean, where is Ms. Santa? Stuck at home cooking for the elves? Cleaning up after the reindeer? Laundering Mr. Santa's underwear?

Why don't we get nocturnal visits from Ms. Santa on Christmas Eve (OK it did happen once back in '83 but I knew it was my wife all along especially towards the end when she started making THAT sound . . . )? Doesn't Mr. Santa trust her with driving the sleigh? Is he the jealous controlling type who won't let her out of the North Pole workshop?

I say, it's time for Mr. Santa to step aside and let Ms. Santa handle things. I know she'll do as good a job or better than Mr. Santa.

For that matter, it's time for department stores and malls to hire fake Ms. Santas. I know I'd be first in line to snuggle up on her lap and tell her what I really REALLY want for Christmas this year!!!


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I think you get the idea.

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It's time for a change. I'm tired of that 'same old same' Santa Claus Christmas tradition.
Great.. Thanks..
now the Mrs. has Picture Evidence of "Santas Helpers"
Thanks a bunch...
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Post by ScarletB »

citcat wrote::evil: You know, they can only push us so far....then WATCH OUT !!!

SPREAD THE WORD !

IT'S CHRISTMAS !!

DADGUMMIT !!!! :evil:

Morons. Numbnuts. Stupid-heads. Crap-diddies. Idgits. :evil: :evil: :evil:
OK first it was "doodah sparkles" and now CRAP DIDDIES???
LOVE IT! :lol: :lol:
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Post by creeky »

Soo apparently they are allowed to say "ha ha ha" .. which is more offensive to me than "ho ho ho" ...

KEEP YOUR PC CORRECTNESS OUT OF AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!! 8)
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Post by creeky »

ok so today ... it appears the people have spoken and sanity will prevail ...

The aussies have spoken and Santa is now allowed to ho ho ho again ...
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"yeah I remember that girl. She was a ho...........for sho"
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