Sniff, Sniff.. BAD smells!!

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » November 16, 2007 9:13 am

OystersandBeer wrote:A squirral got stuck in a customers dryer and they ran it a few times unknowingly and then it stopped working and didn't call anyone for a couple of weeks to come take a look at it. But when the smell got to bad, he figured an animal had crawled in there. By the time I got out there to fix it, I threw up just by entering his house. He said, "I know. I've had to go stay at my girlfriend's house the past week." By the time I got up the nerve to take apart his dryer and pull out a half torn up and maggot infested squirral, I had puked three more times. And he twice.

But hey, I made a hundred dollars.

there should have been a surcharge...

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » November 16, 2007 9:20 am

sonofabeach wrote:a fresh open bag of Lay's plain chips smells like someone just cut the cheese to me.

I gotta print this out. I know people who buy the chips just for that smell.

pbans · Post by **pbans** » November 16, 2007 9:31 am

Dead People.....burnt people....nothing compares.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » November 16, 2007 9:36 am

RinglingRingling wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:someone passing gas
depends..

please give me an example of when smelling farts is pleasant.

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » November 16, 2007 9:39 am

vegemite

Carolinadreamin' · Post by **Carolinadreamin'** » November 16, 2007 9:39 am

Being a nurse...I smelled my share of smells.

I can watch a person puke (or whatever) then go eat dinner without a problem but I can't stand the smell of cooked cabbage/sauerkraut. At my MIL funeral, I walked into the church basement and smelled cabbage rolls and barely made to the bathroom to toss my cookies.

chippewa · Post by **chippewa** » November 16, 2007 9:39 am

buffettbride wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:someone passing gas
depends..
please give me an example of when smelling farts is pleasant.

I think he meant...

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » November 16, 2007 9:44 am

A wet homeless guy on a subway platform after a rainstorm on a hot humid summer day. It's worse than the Gowanus Canal at low tide.

Anyone from the NY area will know what I mean.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » November 16, 2007 9:59 am

Skunk

pbans · Post by **pbans** » November 16, 2007 10:00 am

alphabits wrote:Skunk

as long as it's not *really* strong....I kinda like the smell of skunk....

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » November 16, 2007 10:15 am

pbans wrote:
alphabits wrote:Skunk
as long as it's not *really* strong....I kinda like the smell of skunk....

During the summer, my SIL's dog got skunked late one night. Only when it ran past them into the house did they get a sense (of smell) that something was amiss. The dog ran all over the house, rolling around everywhere before they could corral it (it's a big dog). It took them weeks to get that smell completely out of the house.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » November 16, 2007 10:16 am

chippewa wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
RinglingRingling wrote:
docandjeanie wrote:someone passing gas
depends..
please give me an example of when smelling farts is pleasant.
I think he meant...

Nahh. I'm pretty sure R2 is a butt sniffer.

flipflopgirl · Post by **flipflopgirl** » November 16, 2007 10:17 am

pbans wrote:Dead People.....burnt people....nothing compares.

Yeah especially the burnt part!

It takes days for that smell to leave your nose!!!!!

pbans · Post by **pbans** » November 16, 2007 10:17 am

alphabits wrote:
pbans wrote:
alphabits wrote:Skunk
as long as it's not *really* strong....I kinda like the smell of skunk....

During the summer, my SIL's dog got skunked late one night. Only when it ran past them into the house did they get a sense (of smell) that something was amiss. The dog ran all over the house, rolling around everywhere before they could corral it (it's a big dog). It took them weeks to get that smell completely out of the house.

K, that would s*ck.....I don't mind driving through an area of skunk smell...but NOT in my house!!

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » November 16, 2007 10:19 am

buffettbride wrote: Nahh. I'm pretty sure R2 is a butt sniffer.

Ah, so I DID get the words jumbled ..... I thought I heard he was a smart feller.

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » November 16, 2007 10:19 am

alphabits wrote:
buffettbride wrote: Nahh. I'm pretty sure R2 is a butt sniffer.
Ah, so I DID get the words jumbled ..... I thought I heard he was a smart feller.

I haven't had enough coffee to be that clever yet this morning.

balcony girls · Post by **balcony girls** » November 16, 2007 10:21 am

. . turning on a heater/furnace after not being used for a long time . .

. .rotten tomatoes. . .or worse, rotten eggs. .

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » November 16, 2007 10:32 am

I can't stand the smell of Nail Polish Remover in the trash....

Whenever my daughter did her nails, I made her take the cotton balls outside to the trash, or flush them....It literally makes me sick....

pbans · Post by **pbans** » November 16, 2007 10:34 am

Conolulu wrote:I can't stand the smell of Nail Polish Remover in the trash....

Whenever my daughter did her nails, I made her take the cotton balls outside to the trash, or flush them....It literally makes me sick....

That's one of Larry's pet peeves......and banana peels.....they have to go outside, too.