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SMLCHNG wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @ Barry!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:I want to know what this is all about.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming, (so they are beating something) :roll:

Eleven pipers piping, (so they are blowing something) :roll:

Ten lords a-leaping, (well I see a pattern here) :-?

Nine ladies dancing, (yeah baby shake it, things are looking better) :D

Eight maids a-milking, (much better) [smilie=beadygrinner.gif]

Seven swans a-swimming, (whatever floats your boat) :o

Six geese a-laying, (TMI) [smilie=blush.gif]

Five golden rings, ( still waiting for the right one) (or the one to get divorced) :roll:

Four calling birds, (not into the phone) :x

Three French hens, ( French? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?) :D

Two turtle doves, (More French, menage a trois) [smilie=beadygrinner.gif]

And a partridge in a pear tree! (Aw hell! Danny Bonaduce is drunk again!)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Now gosh darn it to heck, I don't care WHO you are, that's funny.

What do I want for Christmas? (Other than for it to be over)?

1)A senior citizen's discount at HOOTERS.

2)A back stage pass at a Jimmy Buffett concert.

3)Tickets to a game at Yankee Stadium.

4)For my relatives not to ACT like relatives.

There it is-short, sweet, and VERY realistic.
(Except for maybe that last one).

OH,
And eight-maids-a-milking would be nice too. 8)
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Marnin Grita Guy wrote:I want to know what this is all about.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming, (so they are beating something) :roll:

Eleven pipers piping, (so they are blowing something) :roll:

Ten lords a-leaping, (well I see a pattern here) :-?

Nine ladies dancing, (yeah baby shake it, things are looking better) :D

Eight maids a-milking, (much better) [smilie=beadygrinner.gif]

Seven swans a-swimming, (whatever floats your boat) :o

Six geese a-laying, (TMI) [smilie=blush.gif]

Five golden rings, ( still waiting for the right one) (or the one to get divorced) :roll:

Four calling birds, (not into the phone) :x

Three French hens, ( French? Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?) :D

Two turtle doves, (More French, menage a trois) [smilie=beadygrinner.gif]

And a partridge in a pear tree! (Aw hell! Danny Bonaduce is drunk again!)

:lol: :lol: :lol:
OMG Barry!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Kind of a sellfish wish.. I would like to sit next to my lil sis
next year for a Jimmy Buffett show..
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Have my sights set on a cordless drill I'm badly in need of, and going to have to get up mighty early tomorrow before work in order to try and score one.
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Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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I sound like a broken record but...

FOR JIMMY TO ANNOUNCE EITHER TAHITI OR AN ANGUILLA REPEAT OR SOME SIMILAR TROPICAL ISLE DATE!!!

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Post by diverg »

Wino you know wrote:Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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Does she have a twin? :D
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diverg wrote:Does she have a twin? :D
I would have a hard time imagining even GOD being able to create two of those.
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Wino you know wrote:Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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8) 8)
Santas' Date for New Years Eve..
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ragtopW wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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8) 8)
Santas' Date for New Years Eve..
Are you taking her to the drive inn theatre on theout skirts of Boise?
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ragtopW wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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8) 8)
Santas' Date for New Years Eve..
Good.
So I can have her New Year's Day, then?
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Wino you know wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
Wino you know wrote:Is it too late to ask Santa for one of these?

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8) 8)
Santas' Date for New Years Eve..
Good.
So I can have her New Year's Day, then?
I want her brunette twin.
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well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
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pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
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diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
:lol: :lol: :lol: and a lady in a flight suit...
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pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
:lol: :lol: :lol: and a lady in a flight suit...
meow!! :D:D

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diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
:lol: :lol: :lol: and a lady in a flight suit...
meow!! :D:D

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd be standing outside during engine start 8)
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Post by diverg »

pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
:lol: :lol: :lol: and a lady in a flight suit...
meow!! :D:D

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd be standing outside during engine start 8)
Would you be standing in front of the intake or behind the exhaust during start up? :D
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diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:
diverg wrote:
pojo wrote:well.. nothing can compete with the bikini model...
Maybe a ride in the hurricane hunter into the eye of the storm could compete.
:lol: :lol: :lol: and a lady in a flight suit...
meow!! :D:D

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:lol: :lol: :lol: I'd be standing outside during engine start 8)
Would you be standing in front of the intake or behind the exhaust during start up? :D
infront (or to the left/right) of the nose of the aircraft
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