Nursery Rhymes

britparrothead · Post by **britparrothead** » November 28, 2007 10:57 am

Jack and Jill Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.

Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy.

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » November 28, 2007 12:38 pm

There once was a Monk from Siberia
whose sex life grew drearier & drearier.
He done to a Nun
what he shouldn't have done,
and now she's a Mother Superior.

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » November 28, 2007 12:41 pm

anyone else thinking DICE

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » November 28, 2007 8:30 pm

brahmafear · Post by **brahmafear** » November 28, 2007 8:42 pm