Hostages at Hillary Clinton's Office

[SMLCHNG]

(Trust me... I was on another Buffett website that had a political forum. It was nothing but UGLY, MEAN, and NASTY).

And fun, too, right?

Hmmmmm... lemme think on that for a while, Garry.

[SMLCHNG]

While we're at it, we could add a religion forum, a Kenny Chesney forum, an I Love Landshark forum and a Why I Spank My Children forum. Then our next phlocking would have five people.

[SMLCHNG]

Ok I get why you don't have one. I'm new here but in the last week or so, I have noticed that the majority of you know each other personally. I understand good call!!!!

Stick around a while longer. You'll get to know a LOT of great people.

[East Texas Parrothead]

Alright. Was wondering why this board doesn't have a political area. Most other boards I frequent have one.

We are not like most.....

Thank God.

While we're at it, we could add a religion forum, a Kenny Chesney forum, an I Love Landshark forum and a Why I Spank My Children forum. Then our next phlocking would have five people.

That's the phunniest thing I've read all day.

Clean up on monitor 7, please.

[ragtopW]

Ok I get why you don't have one. I'm new here but in the last week or so, I have noticed that the majority of you know each other personally. I understand good call!!!!

[Wino you know]

Doesn't really matter which way you vote they are both the same party.
If you really want change you will need to vote for the third party.

I can respect YOUR views too (no, really), but let's be realistic.
I have a better chance of scoring with Sandra Bullock than ever seeing a third-party president in my lifetime.

But you're right-both major political parties spend money as if they HAD it.
Democrats spend like drunk sailors and Republicans spend like drunk Democrats.

[Wino you know]

We don't really need a political thread.
Lots of us opine our views anyway, but by NOT having a seperate political thread, it's just one less thing for people's feelings to get hurt over.
DON'T misunderstand me-I don't mind p*ssing off a few people every now and then, but I absolutely draw the line when it comes to hurting their feelings.
Also, there are people here on "both sides of the fence" that I think the world of and would do anything for.
By the same token, there are those that vote the same way I do that I wouldn't p*ss on if they were on fire.
It takes all kinds to make a world, you know.

Lurv you too, bro!


(btw - I told the wife I may vote Republican next time around. She said...
aw, fergit it)

DON'T tell your wife you're voting Republican.
Tell her your voting Republican because YOU'RE in charge of your testicles.

allright-I know I'm being a hypocrite. I know if I ever told my wife I'm voting Democrat, I'd be sleeping in the garage for a year.

[karat]

Doesn't really matter which way you vote they are both the same party.
If you really want change you will need to vote for the third party.

I can respect YOUR views too (no, really), but let's be realistic.
I have a better chance of scoring with Sandra Bullock than ever seeing a third-party president in my lifetime.

But you're right-both major political parties spend money as if they HAD it.
Democrats spend like drunk sailors and Republicans spend like drunk Democrats.

I could help you with this one....

[gassman]

Drunk sailors

[Wino you know]

Doesn't really matter which way you vote they are both the same party.
If you really want change you will need to vote for the third party.

I can respect YOUR views too (no, really), but let's be realistic.
I have a better chance of scoring with Sandra Bullock than ever seeing a third-party president in my lifetime.

But you're right-both major political parties spend money as if they HAD it.
Democrats spend like drunk sailors and Republicans spend like drunk Democrats.

I could help you with this one....

You could, but WILL you?
pretty please, with a margarita on it?

[Wino you know]

Drunk sailors

I used to be one.

[karat]

I can respect YOUR views too (no, really), but let's be realistic.
I have a better chance of scoring with Sandra Bullock than ever seeing a third-party president in my lifetime.

But you're right-both major political parties spend money as if they HAD it.
Democrats spend like drunk sailors and Republicans spend like drunk Democrats.

I could help you with this one....

You could, but WILL you?
pretty please, with a margarita on it?

Do you run?

[Wino you know]

I can respect YOUR views too (no, really), but let's be realistic.
I have a better chance of scoring with Sandra Bullock than ever seeing a third-party president in my lifetime.

But you're right-both major political parties spend money as if they HAD it.
Democrats spend like drunk sailors and Republicans spend like drunk Democrats.

I could help you with this one....

You could, but WILL you?
pretty please, with a margarita on it?

Do you run?

It depends who's chasing me.

[karat]

She is a runner - that is why I asked...always running down on the island.

(is this topic still going? *sigh*...n e x t)

[Wino you know]

She is a runner - that is why I asked...always running down on the island.

(is this topic still going? *sigh*...n e x t)

If it means me scoring with Sandra Bullock, I'll keep it going until cows give beer.

[karat]

She is a runner - that is why I asked...always running down on the island.

(is this topic still going? *sigh*...n e x t)

If it means me scoring with Sandra Bullock, I'll keep it going until cows give beer.

Yeah on that note

[Wino you know]

In front of God, my wife, and my mother I would.