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Posted: **December 11, 2007 4:28 pm**

LIPH wrote:You should have left it at camel. One hump or 2?

um, is there a 2 hump limit?

Posted: **December 11, 2007 4:30 pm**

I don't mean to actually take this thread seriously, but I smashed my tailbone on something really hard a few years ago and never went to a doctor about it because people told me there isn't anything they can do. Seriously, it caused a fair amount of pain/discomfort for a really really long time. If you don't go to the doctor now and it still hurts in a week, I would definately go then and see what they say or what they'll give you. In retrospect, I wish I had gotten pain meds immediately.

Posted: **December 11, 2007 4:34 pm**

buffettbride wrote:
LIPH wrote:You should have left it at camel. One hump or 2?
um, is there a 2 hump limit?

For Camels? Yes, for you? No

Posted: **December 11, 2007 4:35 pm**

FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't mean to actually take this thread seriously, but I smashed my tailbone on something really hard a few years ago and never went to a doctor about it because people told me there isn't anything they can do. Seriously, it caused a fair amount of pain/discomfort for a really really long time. If you don't go to the doctor now and it still hurts in a week, I would definately go then and see what they say or what they'll give you. In retrospect, I wish I had gotten pain meds immediately.

Thank you for taking my ass seriously.

Posted: **December 11, 2007 4:47 pm**

I did that once too! It hurts...bad...I had just mopped the kitchen floor. I decided I could just take a few stpes to reach my drink. Well, a few steps turned into one step and CRASH! I landed full force on my butt. Doctor said the same thing. Can't cast your butt! Here's some drugs!

Posted: **December 11, 2007 5:16 pm**

buffettbride wrote:I thank you from the bottom of my butt for your well wishes and not-so-well wishes.

I've decided to sleep on it tonight and decide if I need to go to the Dr. I have enough weathercock, er, I mean percocet (from my lovely herniated disc several months ago) that I can use to tide me by until it is more convenient to go to the doctor (read that as when I can make hubby take me instead of going by myself and milk all the sympathy for my sore ass I can get).

He won't be back until late tonight, but he has promised a warm booty rub nonetheless.

do I need to talk to Matt?

Posted: **December 11, 2007 6:35 pm**

buffettbride wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't mean to actually take this thread seriously, but I smashed my tailbone on something really hard a few years ago and never went to a doctor about it because people told me there isn't anything they can do. Seriously, it caused a fair amount of pain/discomfort for a really really long time. If you don't go to the doctor now and it still hurts in a week, I would definately go then and see what they say or what they'll give you. In retrospect, I wish I had gotten pain meds immediately.
Thank you for taking my ass seriously.

The ass is a serious topic. After all, "Life...it's all about the poop." If that's true, you gotta protect the factory.

Posted: **December 11, 2007 6:48 pm**

Too funny - get a donut pillow and have a drink or three!

Hope you feel better
*broke your butt* *sigh*

Posted: **December 11, 2007 7:17 pm**

quick dial 911 there's a crack in my butt

Posted: **December 11, 2007 7:52 pm**

yup i busted my a s s by getting thrown from a horse.

i also got my a s s busted doing other stuff i shouldn't have but that's for another day!

Posted: **December 11, 2007 7:53 pm**

FunkHouse9 wrote:
buffettbride wrote:
FunkHouse9 wrote:I don't mean to actually take this thread seriously, but I smashed my tailbone on something really hard a few years ago and never went to a doctor about it because people told me there isn't anything they can do. Seriously, it caused a fair amount of pain/discomfort for a really really long time. If you don't go to the doctor now and it still hurts in a week, I would definately go then and see what they say or what they'll give you. In retrospect, I wish I had gotten pain meds immediately.
Thank you for taking my ass seriously.
The ass is a serious topic. After all, "Life...it's all about the poop." If that's true, you gotta protect the factory.

LOL thanks for the good laugh today...

Posted: **December 12, 2007 10:28 am**

a few years back I hit a stump while sledriding with my keet and broke my butt,it was very oainful for a long time!!! By the way it still has a crack in it!! Had to say that.

Posted: **December 12, 2007 10:39 am**

For all those concerned, my butt is feeling much better today. Pretty sure it's not broken, but still quite sore and bruised. Significant improvement was felt from yesterday to this morning after a good night sleep, so I'll try to use my ass as little as possible today and hopefully avoid a trip to the doctor.

Thanks all.

I know yesterday was a real tough day for some of ya'll for thanks for letting my butt intrude.

Posted: **December 12, 2007 11:01 am**

buffettbride wrote:For all those concerned, my butt is feeling much better today. Pretty sure it's not broken, but still quite sore and bruised. Significant improvement was felt from yesterday to this morning after a good night sleep, so I'll try to use my ass as little as possible today and hopefully avoid a trip to the doctor.

Thanks all. I know yesterday was a real tough day for some of ya'll for thanks for letting my butt intrude.

So are you still typing standing up?

Sorry Mal, mucho butt rubs from NH.

(((Mal's Butt)))

Posted: **December 12, 2007 11:02 am**

(((Mal)))

Glad you are better today.

Posted: **December 12, 2007 11:07 am**

(((Mal's butt)))

my a** is always broke!!
especially day before pay day!!

Posted: **December 12, 2007 12:45 pm**

Oh lordy. I'm glad you're butt is better !!!
Just don't wiggle it too much until it heals.

Posted: **December 12, 2007 12:56 pm**

glad to hear your butt is doing much better!

Just make sure that the crack doesnt heal over completely - then that will be a whole new issue

Posted: **December 12, 2007 1:39 pm**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcsvm_rcmDw

Glad you're feeling better!

Posted: **December 12, 2007 2:01 pm**

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