Mindbender #92

Post by **SMLCHNG** » December 11, 2007 9:17 pm

This week's poll asked, "Moms are always full of advice, but this is the one thing they told me that was WRONG".
This was the #1 answer..

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 11, 2007 9:20 pm

I'll respect you in the morning

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » December 11, 2007 9:44 pm

picking your nose

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 12, 2007 8:15 am

masturbation makes you go blind (hasn't happened yet)

eat your carrots it will help your eyesight

Birds of a feather flock together (ok, so PARROTheads maybe she was right)

Eat your spinach it will make you grow strong

wow there are so many things my mom was wrong about

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 12, 2007 9:04 am

12vmanRick wrote:masturbation makes you go blind (hasn't happened yet)

eat your carrots it will help your eyesight

Maybe the effect of the first is offset by the benefits of the second.

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » December 12, 2007 9:22 am

got to be something about marriage . . . (I am already blind so the masturbation thing was right on . . . )

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 12, 2007 9:44 am

always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 12, 2007 10:30 am

LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:masturbation makes you go blind (hasn't happened yet)

eat your carrots it will help your eyesight
Maybe the effect of the first is offset by the benefits of the second.

never thought of it that way

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » December 12, 2007 10:38 am

Money doesn't buy happiness.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 12, 2007 10:45 am

comemonday wrote:Money doesn't buy happiness.

... but you can rent it for a couple of hours

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » December 12, 2007 11:44 am

My mother told me that Godless Communists were going to come in to either my classroom or my home, and shoot me..

it was fun being a kid in my house..

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 12, 2007 11:46 am

I was told that girls were made of sugar and spice and everything nice (what a lie) LOL

ejr · Post by **ejr** » December 12, 2007 11:47 am

not swimming for 30 minutes after eating

z-man · Post by **z-man** » December 12, 2007 11:52 am

if you keep making that face, it will stay that way!

comemonday · Post by **comemonday** » December 12, 2007 11:56 am

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

Conolulu · Post by **Conolulu** » December 12, 2007 12:08 pm

If you s*** your thumb, you will have buck teeth.

If you wear short skirts you'll get a "reputation"

If you marry him , you're headed for Divorce Court. (ok...so she was right about that one...)

Kissing can make you pregnant. (she actually told me that too!)

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 12, 2007 1:25 pm

if you pop your knuckles they will get too big

eating ice cream before dinner will ruin dinner

Coffee will stunt your growth

Alcohol is not good for you

Drugs are bad

I had to walk 3 miles in the snow to get to school, you should be glad you have a bus

I had one dress I wore to school every day be glad you have more than I did

If all your friends jumped off a cliff I bet you would too

buffettbride · Post by **buffettbride** » December 12, 2007 1:26 pm

Put your coat on or you'll catch cold.

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » December 12, 2007 1:30 pm

12vmanRick wrote:I had one dress I wore to school every day be glad you have more than I did

Rick, you trying to tell us something?

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » December 12, 2007 1:32 pm

Conolulu wrote: Kissing can make you pregnant. (she actually told me that too!)

not even if you swallow