Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

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SMLCHNG
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Christmas Carols for Disturbed Friends

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1. Schizophrenia -- Do I Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and....

6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, and Don't Know Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells.....**
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springparrot
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Post by springparrot »

I know these people :roll: :wink: [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:
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buffettbride
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Post by buffettbride »

springparrot wrote:I know these people :roll: :wink: [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am these people. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=blush.gif] :o
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12vmanRick
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Post by 12vmanRick »

buffettbride wrote:
springparrot wrote:I know these people :roll: :wink: [smilie=battingeyes.gif] :lol: :lol: :lol:
I am these people. [smilie=battingeyes.gif] [smilie=blush.gif] :o
I feel your pain
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Post by phjrsaunt »

jingle bels jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My love is staying an anchor tied to you with that silver chain.
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Post by docandjeanie »

phjrsaunt wrote:jingle bels jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Damm, OCD, me, too :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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creeky
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Post by creeky »

Are you having fun at me Penny :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :o
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SMLCHNG
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Post by SMLCHNG »

creeky wrote:Are you having fun at me Penny :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nope.. Just passing along something that a friend sent. 8)
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redwinemaker
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Post by redwinemaker »

thats funny I dont care who ya are
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Post by jonesbeach10 »

jing- hey a cookie!

Sometimes more than others,
we see who and what and where we are,
I'm just a one man band,
With my feet in the sand,
Tonight I just need my guitar
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by INeverGoAnywhere »

pojo wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

sure.....
Hello posters and lurkers....... want to get that out of the way.....
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Post by parrothead3282 »

very funny! :D
~Dave~
"These Moments We're Left With, May You Always Remember, These Moments are Shared by Few"
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Post by TropicalTroubador »

"If you are obsessive/compulsive, press three repeatedly."
Living my life on Island Standard Time...
Island Standard Time - the new Trop Rock album from Loren Davidson - now available!

http://www.lorendavidson.com
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