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A collection of short stories
Posted: December 15, 2007 12:45 pm
by Wino you know
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED :
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
Posted: December 15, 2007 6:16 pm
by aeroparrot
Posted: December 15, 2007 8:07 pm
by z-man
Ya know what Garry,
we all know your political stance;
it gets old when you continually post sh*t that simply rubs everyones face in your opinion.
Re: A collection of short stories
Posted: December 15, 2007 8:30 pm
by Y-NO-9-O
Wino you know wrote:MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
_______________________________________
With a VERY short forward by George W Bush.
z-man wrote:It gets old when you continually post sh*t that simply rubs everyones face in your opinion.
Dude, he is republican. They are emboldened by the current administration. Look at what Darth Cheney has done: told a senator to F*** himself (on the senate floor), shot a man in the face (and the dude APOLOGIZED
to Cheney)...
Posted: December 15, 2007 10:48 pm
by SeattleParrotHead
NOTABLE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF MY EIGHT YEARS IN OFFICE by George W. Bush
THE TRUTH ABOUT WMDs IN IRAQ by George W. Bush
Oh, how we could go on . . . .
Re: A collection of short stories
Posted: December 16, 2007 1:47 am
by PhutureMD
Wino you know wrote:THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
________________________________________
MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
_______________________________________
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________
MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
___________________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
_________________________________
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
_______________________________________
AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC*
___________________________________
A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
__________________________________
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Rosie O'Donnel
____________________________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
____________________________________________
HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
____________________________________
MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
***************************************
AND, JUST ADDED :
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
*Unfinished
Posted: December 16, 2007 2:30 am
by Wino you know
z-man wrote:Ya know what Garry,
we all know your political stance;
it gets old when you continually post sh*t that simply rubs everyones face in your opinion.
Yeah, they're called
JOKES!
Learn to laugh, okay? It'll do wonders for your personality.
You think THIS gets old, just wait until Queen Hillary is coronated in 2009, thanks to all the men whose testicles are in a lock box somewhere.
But unlike you and your kind when it comes to the conservatives like Bush & Cheney and the rest, I can take Hillary or leave her.
She puts her pants on one leg at a time just like any other guy.
Posted: December 19, 2007 10:18 pm
by PerfectPartner
Posted: December 20, 2007 4:15 pm
by TropicalTroubador
Uh, guys? We're supposed to be *funny* here?
Posted: December 20, 2007 4:34 pm
by z-man
TropicalTroubador wrote:Uh, guys? We're supposed to be *funny* here?
and yet when I made a comment that contained
NO personal insults, Garry sees fit to insult the sense of humor, personality, and political stance of someone he has never met!
btw Garry;
I have been a registered Republican since Nixon was in office.
I, however, do not find it necessary to insult people for their perceived opinions!
Posted: December 20, 2007 10:38 pm
by Wino you know
z-man wrote:TropicalTroubador wrote:Uh, guys? We're supposed to be *funny* here?
and yet when I made a comment that contained
NO personal insults, Garry sees fit to insult the sense of humor, personality, and political stance of someone he has never met!
btw Garry;
I have been a registered Republican since Nixon was in office.
I, however, do not find it necessary to insult people for their perceived opinions!
z-man wrote:it gets old when you continually post sh*t that simply rubs everyones face in your opinion.
I don't see where I insulted you.
And I
did meet you. (Alpine or Chicago last year-I forget which. Sorry).
NIXON?????? That G.D. left-wing socialist? No, thank you.
Now have a laugh, have a beer, and have a nice night.
Jeez, Louise!
Posted: December 20, 2007 10:43 pm
by Wino you know
