Wise words from Jimmy

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » January 3, 2008 5:07 pm

there is no dumbass vaccine

good days, bad days and going half mad days

indecision may or may not be my problem

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » January 3, 2008 7:48 pm

Count all your blessings
Remember your dreams

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » January 3, 2008 8:50 pm

You're caught in the Internet
You think it's such a great asset
You're wrong , wrong, wrong
All that fiber optic gear
Still cannot take away the fear
Like and island song

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » January 3, 2008 8:56 pm

Good times & riches & SONOFAB*THCES! I've seen more than I can recall.

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 3, 2008 10:07 pm

"...living my life like a song...."

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 3, 2008 10:28 pm

Tequila Revenge wrote:"...living my life like a song...."

I thought you were living your life like Captain Ron??

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 3, 2008 10:36 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:"...living my life like a song...."
I thought you were living your life like Captain Ron??

You can't beat Capt. ROn's "wisdom..."

Captain Ron: [telling how he lost his eye] Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia.
Katherine Harvey: Your boat sank?
Captain Ron: No, no, no, no. Not my boat. My boss's boat. Yeah, we hit this reef. Huge son-of-a-b****. Ran the whole coast.
Katherine Harvey: Wait. The Great Barrier Reef?
Captain Ron: You've heard of it, huh? Smart lady.

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Captain Ron: [to Ben] Hey swab. C'mere. Listen up. Now, the way it works shipboard is, you do your job. You do it good, you get a better job. Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate.
[Ben nods]
Captain Ron: Alright. Get on it.
Captain Ron: [to Martin] Sort've an incentive kind of a deal, huh?
Martin Harvey: Ah. Good.
Captain Ron: Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.

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[as Ben moves Captain Ron's beer]
Captain Ron: Hey. Get your hands off that.
Benjamin Harvey: I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it.
Captain Ron: You bet your little booty, you wasn't. You want a beer, you get your own beer.

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Handsome Guerilla: The American girls are very... what's the word? Superficial.
Caroline Harvey: Yeah. God, I really hate that. Like, I'm into different cultures and different ways of doing things. Like we're watching "Mr. Ed" on TV the other day, and he's speaking French, or something.

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Captain Ron: [after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made.

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[Lost in a heavy storm]
Captain Ron: We should be okay. 'Cause I know we're near land.
Martin Harvey: Great, Cap. Great. Ya hear that? We're almost there. Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. Someone translate for General Armando.
Captain Ron: Alright, now stay with me: When we left, we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan. And we are out of fuel.

Post by **SMLCHNG** » January 3, 2008 10:48 pm

Tequila Revenge · Post by **Tequila Revenge** » January 3, 2008 10:52 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:

Captain Ron: Alright, that's more like it, now you're talking. You can do it, mates. I've never seen such sailors. Not in all my born days, I ain't. Naturals. My God, everyone of you, naturals... We're gonna f**** die.

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » January 3, 2008 10:56 pm

I don't want to live on that kind of island
No, I don't want to swim in a roped off sea.
Too much for me, too much for me
I've got to be where the wind and the water are free.

Missing B'dos · Post by **Missing B'dos** » January 4, 2008 8:29 am

Always a 'musement to pop in here an' see what you up to!! Heatin' up to Carnival down here, fuh sure. Up stateside fuh Chrissmas, e'en some snow, sure glad we home. Dis one's a longtime bes' JB sayin' ---

" I still come down to talk to me, when the coast is clear."

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » January 4, 2008 1:20 pm

docandjeanie wrote:I don't want to live on that kind of island
No, I don't want to swim in a roped off sea.
Too much for me, too much for me
I've got to be where the wind and the water are free.

first time I heard those words I thought I heard

I got to be where the women and water are free... which works anyway and I still like singing it like that

free hot women.. Larry should pick up on that one soon

green1 · Post by **green1** » January 4, 2008 4:06 pm

Wino you know wrote:I'VE BEEN TOO LONG ON THE MAINLAND!

I'VE BEEN TOO LONG ON THE MAINLAND!

I'VE BEEN TOO F'ING LONG ON THE G.D. MAINLAND!!!!!

Says the man living in Iowa.

green1 · Post by **green1** » January 4, 2008 4:19 pm

Chasin' after sparrows with rubber tipped arrows knowin' I could never hurt a thing.

Be good and you will be lonesome, be lonesome and you will be free. Live a lie, and you will live to regret it.

She speak a language all her own just a little like her mother.

Mother, mother ocean, I have heard your call.

Some of it's magic and some of it's tragic but I've had a good life all the way.

Caribbean Soul Man · Post by **Caribbean Soul Man** » January 4, 2008 4:19 pm

Ambivalent, well, yes and no.
Hey where did all the hippies go?
Our conversation sounds like actors' lines.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Is it ignorance or apathy
I forgot these lessons taught to me.
Some say life isn't fair,
Hey I don't know, I don't care.

and of course, my sig line below...