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FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WOMEN:

A woman didn't come home last night. The next morning she told her husband
that she slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best
friends. None of them knew anything about it.

FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN:

A man didn't come home last night. The next morning he told his wife that
he slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best
friends. 8 of which confirmed that he slept over, and 2 said he was still
there.

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now that is funny.

to quote Homer (Simpson, the real Homer with wise words)..."its funny becuase its true"

The very best answer (this was related to me by a generously tipped bartender): "He's not here right now, but he might be here soon."

Figure the wife should have called her 10 best friends, find out where he really was....