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If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

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Take a close look at this picture, is there an extra hand? :-?

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BottleofRum wrote:Take a close look at this picture, is there an extra hand? :-?

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:o No wonder he's such a good pitcher...
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Like George W Bush or not (and I don't) you have to appreciate his sense of humor. The Red Sox 2007 World Series winning team visited the white house and Bush today. Some of Bush's remarks:

On Manny not being there again (he also missed their last trip)
"I guess his grandmother died again," Bush said to prolonged laughter. "Just kidding."


On Daisuke Matsuzaka, His presence drew a huge number of Japanese reporters.
"His press corps is bigger than mine," Bush said. "And we both have trouble answering questions in English."

On Jonathan Papelbon, who danced in the Fenway Park infield in his underwear when the Red Sox when the pennant.
"Thanks for wearing pants"
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:lol: Those WERE funny.

And hey, Rockies are undefeated!! ;)
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Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
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Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
Brian Roberts at 2nd! And Sheffield for the other OF spot, Giambi could also play 1st.

You can also put together a pretty good bullpen: Closer Gagne, set-up Brenden Donnelly, Rafael Betancourt, Mike Stanton, Jason Grimsley
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Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
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With some time to kill yesterday David Ortizdecided to go for a ride around DC, in a sidecar. :lol: :lol:

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If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Roger Clemens being investigated by FBI for perjury

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=A ... &type=lgns

Committee cites seven apparent inconsistencies from Clemens

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ ... 8107.story
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chippewa wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
Also Knobloch at second..
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Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
Don't forget Sosa.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Post by Tequila Revenge »

BottleofRum wrote:
chippewa wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B- Knobloch
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
Also Knobloch at second..
good
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aeroparrot wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF- Sosa
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B- Knobloch
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
Don't forget Sosa.
OK...very nice
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chippewa wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put down :D
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http://thesteroidera.blogspot.com/2006/ ... eball.html


searching for a 3B and found this



how fricken sad
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Tequila Revenge wrote:
chippewa wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put down :D
I think he may have done it a couple of times when he was with Boston.
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Life is short, live long!!

I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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aeroparrot wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:
chippewa wrote:
Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team :P

OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens

I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days :P :P :P :P we could field an entire team of juiced all stars :lol:
That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.
Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put down :D
I think he may have done it a couple of times when he was with Boston.
We can put Ken Caminiti down at 3B...
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David Bell (3B) was on the Mitchell report. Seemed like he wasted his money though, he never produced for the Phillies.
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