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Like George W Bush or not (and I don't) you have to appreciate his sense of humor. The Red Sox 2007 World Series winning team visited the white house and Bush today. Some of Bush's remarks:
On Manny not being there again (he also missed their last trip)
"I guess his grandmother died again," Bush said to prolonged laughter. "Just kidding."
On Daisuke Matsuzaka, His presence drew a huge number of Japanese reporters.
"His press corps is bigger than mine," Bush said. "And we both have trouble answering questions in English."
On Jonathan Papelbon, who danced in the Fenway Park infield in his underwear when the Red Sox when the pennant.
"Thanks for wearing pants"
On Manny not being there again (he also missed their last trip)
"I guess his grandmother died again," Bush said to prolonged laughter. "Just kidding."
On Daisuke Matsuzaka, His presence drew a huge number of Japanese reporters.
"His press corps is bigger than mine," Bush said. "And we both have trouble answering questions in English."
On Jonathan Papelbon, who danced in the Fenway Park infield in his underwear when the Red Sox when the pennant.
"Thanks for wearing pants"
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Tequila Revenge
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Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days
we could field an entire team of juiced all stars 
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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Brian Roberts at 2nd! And Sheffield for the other OF spot, Giambi could also play 1st.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
You can also put together a pretty good bullpen: Closer Gagne, set-up Brenden Donnelly, Rafael Betancourt, Mike Stanton, Jason Grimsley
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That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
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Roger Clemens being investigated by FBI for perjury
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=A ... &type=lgns
Committee cites seven apparent inconsistencies from Clemens
http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ ... 8107.story
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=A ... &type=lgns
Committee cites seven apparent inconsistencies from Clemens
http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ ... 8107.story
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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BottleofRum
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Also Knobloch at second..chippewa wrote:That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
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Don't forget Sosa.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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Tequila Revenge
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goodBottleofRum wrote:Also Knobloch at second..chippewa wrote:That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B- Knobloch
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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Tequila Revenge
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OK...very niceaeroparrot wrote:Don't forget Sosa.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF- Sosa
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B- Knobloch
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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Tequila Revenge
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Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put downchippewa wrote:That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
got to stop wishin' got to start fishin'....
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Tequila Revenge
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http://thesteroidera.blogspot.com/2006/ ... eball.html
searching for a 3B and found this
how fricken sad
searching for a 3B and found this
how fricken sad
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I think he may have done it a couple of times when he was with Boston.Tequila Revenge wrote:Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put downchippewa wrote:That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars
If you want an experience, go to a Jimmy Buffett concert.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Life is short, live long!!
I'd rather be a wiseass than a dumbass.

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We can put Ken Caminiti down at 3B...aeroparrot wrote:I think he may have done it a couple of times when he was with Boston.Tequila Revenge wrote:Did Jose every DH? That could be the ultimate put downchippewa wrote:That extra outfield spot could be filled by Canseco himself.Tequila Revenge wrote:Sorts talk this afternoon was joking about the "All Steroid/HGH" team![]()
OF- Barry Bonds
OF- Gary Matthews
OF-
1B- Big Mac or Palmero
2B-
3B-
SS- Tejada
C- Lo Ducca or Santiago
P- Clemens
I'm sure if we worked at it, and actually filled in the Yankee's rosters from thier 90's glory days![]()
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we could field an entire team of juiced all stars





