Tiffany's

diverg · Post by **diverg** » January 9, 2008 8:43 pm

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop
up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes
in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the
salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?"

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little "accident," she asks, "Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going
to s*** when I tell you the price!"

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 10, 2008 8:53 pm

pojo · Post by **pojo** » January 10, 2008 9:17 pm

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » January 10, 2008 9:32 pm

That reminds me of a funny story that happened to an old roommate of mine....he went to the bank to cash a check, and when he went in, saw there was a line of four or five people waiting for the teller. Second in line was his girlfriend. Wanting to surprise her, he walks up behind her and gently gooses her on both sides of the waist. She was so surprised her let out this huge fart. For about 3 seconds you could have heard a pin drop, and then everyone started laughing hysterically. She turned around, saw who it was, and slapped Kevin across the face and stormed out. He said it was five minutes before the tellers stopped laughing enough that they could go back to work.

diverg · Post by **diverg** » January 10, 2008 9:36 pm

C-Dawg wrote:That reminds me of a funny story that happened to an old roommate of mine....he went to the bank to cash a check, and when he went in, saw there was a line of four or five people waiting for the teller. Second in line was his girlfriend. Wanting to surprise her, he walks up behind her and gently gooses her on both sides of the waist. She was so surprised her let out this huge fart. For about 3 seconds you could have heard a pin drop, and then everyone started laughing hysterically. She turned around, saw who it was, and slapped Kevin across the face and stormed out. He said it was five minutes before the tellers stopped laughing enough that they could go back to work.

LMAO!!