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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? You decide.

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner and locks eyes with you. He screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock 40 cal. pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?



*****Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor? Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
What can I do to understand his behavior, to relate to his concerns?
We need to raise taxes, have paint-and-weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.




*****Republican's Answer:
BANG!





*****Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one?!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the taxidermist!"

LMAO!!!!!


I knew people like that when I lived in the south....

There should have been at least 10 bangs each time, I only counted eight....Does that make me a southerner?

I'm a WHAT????

Where's the option for Texan?

Oh I found it here.

http://webridestv.com/showvideo.aspx?video=16174

diverg wrote:Where's the option for Texan?

Oh I found it here.

http://webridestv.com/showvideo.aspx?video=16174

HellYEAH!!!!

VanillaGrl wrote:

diverg wrote:Where's the option for Texan?

Oh I found it here.

http://webridestv.com/showvideo.aspx?video=16174

HellYEAH!!!!

Actually, a lot of Republicans would also go around town, find everyone who looked like that guy or his relatives, and shoot them too, because they *might* be terrorists. Or terrorist sympathizers.

Loren,
neither Demopublican nor Republicrat, but who probably would have pulled the trigger as many times as necessary to deal with the immediate threat.

And how do you know they're a terrorist anyway, and not just very religious and out for your wallet and car keys? It's some guy coming toward you looking like they want to murder you. Are you gonna stop and ask them, "Hey, you look swarthy; are you a member of Al-Qaida?" at a moment like that?

diverg wrote:Where's the option for Texan?

Oh I found it here.

http://webridestv.com/showvideo.aspx?video=16174

DAMN SKIPPY!!!!

In my next life, I'm GOING to be a Texan/Real American.

And I don't give a damn if it's some turban wearing terrorist with a three day old beard or her husband, or a blond haired, blued eyed geek named Biff, you mess with my wife, kids, dogs, or my Teddy Bear named Muhummad, YOU DIE!

Wino you know wrote:

You know.. that would make a nice T-shirt

WE SHOULDN'T GET INTO POLITICAL HUMOR



.....BUT THATS SOME FUNNY $H!T

ragtopW wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

You know.. that would make a nice T-shirt

So would this:


And this:


And this:


And especially THIS:

Wino you know wrote:

I really like this model.

diverg wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

I really like this model.

She's MINE!


You can have her younger sister.

Wino you know wrote:

diverg wrote:

Wino you know wrote:

I really like this model.

She's MINE!


You can have her younger sister.

Thanks, but she's wearing to much clothing. Need to get rid of the shirt.

Well, how about her other sister?



Anything further would have to be worked out between you two behind closed doors. But with your charm, I'm sure it won't be any trouble.

Wino you know wrote:Well, how about her other sister?



Anything further would have to be worked out between you two behind closed doors. But with your charm, I'm sure it won't be any trouble.

Well maybe both of them would be fun.