A Short Love Story

surfpirate · Post by **surfpirate** » January 21, 2008 8:41 pm

A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied.
'Get your own f$#&in' blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

yes i am a · Post by **yes i am a** » January 21, 2008 8:59 pm

Lightning Bolt · Post by **Lightning Bolt** » January 21, 2008 9:02 pm

pojo · Post by **pojo** » January 21, 2008 10:29 pm

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » January 22, 2008 6:42 pm

Little Miss Magic's Mama · January 23, 2008 4:06 pm

That made me laugh out loud! Thanks for sharing - I needed the laugh.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » January 23, 2008 4:18 pm

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » January 23, 2008 5:41 pm

Good one JB!!!!!

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » January 23, 2008 5:46 pm

Ain't that the truth