commando confessions
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OceanCityGirl
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commando confessions
alright fess up. Maybe your undie supply was low, maybe you were in a hurry and didn't have time. But have you gone out commando, and I'm not talking hot date commando. And did you spend the drive hoping you didn't get into an accident?

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ph4ever
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When my son was born I got a book that was like a children's medical how to from a-z. It included something (only they said exactly what) caught in zipper. I know what to do if that ever happensLIPH wrote:I'm afraid I'd get something caught in the zipper.![]()
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Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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buffettbride
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flyboy55
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A true 'commando' story.
Way back, when I used to fly one of these (DeHavilland Otter)

into remote areas, I slipped and fell into the water while pushing off from shore. Nobody around, so I stripped and tied my shorts and underwear on the strut to 'speed dry' them on the way back to home base. Worked like a charm!
A little breezy tho.
PS. I miss the sound of that Pratt & Whitney R1340 radial!
Way back, when I used to fly one of these (DeHavilland Otter)

into remote areas, I slipped and fell into the water while pushing off from shore. Nobody around, so I stripped and tied my shorts and underwear on the strut to 'speed dry' them on the way back to home base. Worked like a charm!
A little breezy tho.
PS. I miss the sound of that Pratt & Whitney R1340 radial!
I have a rule - One pair of underwear per day. If I work in the yard and end up getting a shower midday, I do not put the used pair back on and I do not get out a new pair. I have gone to many places w/o. Of course there are also the days where I run out (bad wife) and must go commando also. Yeah, I got issues.
Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you
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BottleofRum
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JERRY: Kramer, say it isn't so.
KRAMER: Oh, it be so...........I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!
JERRY: Don't you need a little.. help?
KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!
KRAMER: Oh, it be so...........I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!
JERRY: Don't you need a little.. help?
KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!
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BottleofRum
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jimolliemom
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Not only do I ALWAYS wear my panties...they MUST match my bra.
Only one night... (don't you LOVE thosse stories??)
No, not really...I wear my panties. All the "what if I get in an accident?" things haunt me...
Only one night... (don't you LOVE thosse stories??)
No, not really...I wear my panties. All the "what if I get in an accident?" things haunt me...
"Mommy, when is Jimmy Buffett coming to OUR house? We go see him ALL THE TIME??" (Actual quote from my 5 y/o keet)
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Wino you know
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RinglingRingling
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-35 is probably not the time to try thoCaptainP wrote:I do it all the time. Not every day, but I'm not afraid to dangle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODJMJgSJWw
I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
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I was a lifeguard until that blue kid got me fired.
http://www.buffettnews.com/gallery/disp ... ?pos=-7695
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kitty
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I may have told this story before...so humor me!
A few years ago, I was going to my neices kindergarten graduation. I was running late. I got out of the shower and went to my walk in closet. I looked for something to wear and decided on a skirt....tried it on...looks fine...went to my room and put on my bra and sweater...dried my har and ran out the door. I realized I never put on underwear...no big deal, right?
Well, at the little reception in the church hall...I was standing chatting with some people and a little kid ran behind me...to avoid stepping on him, I lost my balance and fell! Spread eagle on the floor!!
Britney's got nothing on me!
A few years ago, I was going to my neices kindergarten graduation. I was running late. I got out of the shower and went to my walk in closet. I looked for something to wear and decided on a skirt....tried it on...looks fine...went to my room and put on my bra and sweater...dried my har and ran out the door. I realized I never put on underwear...no big deal, right?
Well, at the little reception in the church hall...I was standing chatting with some people and a little kid ran behind me...to avoid stepping on him, I lost my balance and fell! Spread eagle on the floor!!
Britney's got nothing on me!
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