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commando confessions

Post by OceanCityGirl »

alright fess up. Maybe your undie supply was low, maybe you were in a hurry and didn't have time. But have you gone out commando, and I'm not talking hot date commando. And did you spend the drive hoping you didn't get into an accident?
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Post by ph4ever »

some of us go commando on a daily basis - we like to be free!!!
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by LIPH »

I'm afraid I'd get something caught in the zipper. :o :o :o
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by ph4ever »

LIPH wrote:I'm afraid I'd get something caught in the zipper. :o :o :o
When my son was born I got a book that was like a children's medical how to from a-z. It included something (only they said exactly what) caught in zipper. I know what to do if that ever happens :lol: :lol:
Well...(said in my best Bubba voice) I've been on sabbatical.
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Post by buffettbride »

i don't wear underwear.


unless it is panties week.
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Post by flyboy55 »

A true 'commando' story.

Way back, when I used to fly one of these (DeHavilland Otter)

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into remote areas, I slipped and fell into the water while pushing off from shore. Nobody around, so I stripped and tied my shorts and underwear on the strut to 'speed dry' them on the way back to home base. Worked like a charm!

A little breezy tho. :wink:

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Post by Skibo »

I have a rule - One pair of underwear per day. If I work in the yard and end up getting a shower midday, I do not put the used pair back on and I do not get out a new pair. I have gone to many places w/o. Of course there are also the days where I run out (bad wife) and must go commando also. Yeah, I got issues.
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Is it wrong?
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Post by CaptainP »

I do it all the time. Not every day, but I'm not afraid to dangle.
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Post by BottleofRum »

JERRY: Kramer, say it isn't so.

KRAMER: Oh, it be so...........I'm out there, Jerry, an' I'm lllovin' every minute of it!!!

JERRY: Don't you need a little.. help?

KRAMER: Surprisingly, no. I'm freee, I'm unfettered.. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrroamin' the countryside!!
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Post by blackjack »

There's nothing between him and us except a thin layer of gabardine!

I can't hear the McDonald's commercials with "I'm lovin it!" without thinking of Kramer going commando. How's that for a visual?!?
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Post by pbans »

I like pretty panties......
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Post by BottleofRum »

Nothing like a nice dental floss thong....on a girl of course :lol:
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Post by jimolliemom »

Not only do I ALWAYS wear my panties...they MUST match my bra.

Only one night... (don't you LOVE thosse stories??)
No, not really...I wear my panties. All the "what if I get in an accident?" things haunt me...
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Post by Wino you know »

Now I'm gettin' old but still wear underwear.
I don't go to church and I do cut my hair.

You can go to movies and you won't see ANY of it there.
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Post by RinglingRingling »

CaptainP wrote:I do it all the time. Not every day, but I'm not afraid to dangle.
-35 is probably not the time to try tho
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Post by kitty »

I may have told this story before...so humor me!

A few years ago, I was going to my neices kindergarten graduation. I was running late. I got out of the shower and went to my walk in closet. I looked for something to wear and decided on a skirt....tried it on...looks fine...went to my room and put on my bra and sweater...dried my har and ran out the door. I realized I never put on underwear...no big deal, right?
Well, at the little reception in the church hall...I was standing chatting with some people and a little kid ran behind me...to avoid stepping on him, I lost my balance and fell! Spread eagle on the floor!! :o
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Post by Afternoon Golfer »

Weekends and underwear don't mix.
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Post by LIPH »

You're a lot classier than Britney
what I really mean . . . I wish you were here
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Post by kitty »

LIPH wrote:You're a lot classier than Britney
thanks...but I supose that is not difficult! :roll:
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