There is a medical distinction.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do youreally know the difference between them? In an effort to keep youinformed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Areyou still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping yourwife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, fatty.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since bothultimately result in death.
What's the difference between Guts or Balls?
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