BN Feud press conference

Bert · Post by **Bert** » February 6, 2008 10:58 pm

Hello fellow Feudsters

I have been asked by Mr. Dawson to address some of your concerns and to issue a statement.

During December, Feud IX had been loosely scheduled to begin sometime towards the end of January.

Mr. Dawson though, recieved an airline ticket to Florida as a Christmas Gift. This would have definitely caused a week with no progress in the game. Mr. Dawson has expressed regret over the hassles and inconveniences that delayed the last series, and it is his hope to accomplish the next series in a much more timely manner. Having over a weak break in a game would further frustrate players, causing them to perhaps never return to the BN Feud scene. He has since postponed the start of the game until the end of February or beginning of March.

Thank you and I can take questions.

Mod please delete this press conference after 48 hours, since it's not a game.

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » February 6, 2008 11:02 pm

Dawson's in rehab again, isn't he?

nutmeg · Post by **nutmeg** » February 6, 2008 11:04 pm

Cool! I'm ready whenever!!!

Louie · Post by **Louie** » February 6, 2008 11:04 pm

alphabits wrote:Dawson's in rehab again, isn't he?

Not sure, I just got out a few days ago.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » February 6, 2008 11:06 pm

Mr. Parks, is it true that Mr. Dawson has been abducted by aliens and anally probed?

Bert · Post by **Bert** » February 6, 2008 11:11 pm

CaptainP wrote:Mr. Parks, is it true that Mr. Dawson has been abducted by aliens and anally probed?

That rumor was totally unsubstantiated. Although there is a period of time in which he was unaccounted for, there is no proof for either alien abduction nor anal prohibition.

CaptainP · Post by **CaptainP** » February 6, 2008 11:22 pm

Bert wrote:
CaptainP wrote:Mr. Parks, is it true that Mr. Dawson has been abducted by aliens and anally probed?
That rumor was totally unsubstantiated. Although there is a period of time in which he was unaccounted for, there is no proof for either alien abduction nor anal prohibition.

Then through which orifice was he probed?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » February 6, 2008 11:25 pm

Is this what they mean by a "probing" interview?

Bert · Post by **Bert** » February 6, 2008 11:34 pm

OK, no more questions from you two, you guys are on probation while I answer other concerns.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 3:44 am

Bert you sexy devil!!!!

Wanna come and push my buzzers

Bert · Post by **Bert** » February 7, 2008 3:48 am

Now I am still taking questions, but I'm not sure if that was a question or not.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 3:54 am

Bert wrote:Now I am still taking questions, but I'm not sure if that was a question or not.

It was a question just for sexy hunk of love Bert ... even though you have now become a grandfather - you still got your sexiness

Bert · Post by **Bert** » February 7, 2008 4:07 am

Am I really a grandfather now?? Wow I'm gonna have to call back home!!

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 4:12 am

Bert wrote:Am I really a grandfather now?? Wow I'm gonna have to call back home!!

yeah - y by your daughter who Mr Dawson would probably say is "really hot"

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » February 7, 2008 4:28 am

creeky wrote:
Bert wrote:Am I really a grandfather now?? Wow I'm gonna have to call back home!!
yeah - y by your daughter who Mr Dawson would probably say is "really hot"

I'm not changing names for that one, that just cracked me up.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 4:30 am

here ya go ...

Burny Charles · Post by **Burny Charles** » February 7, 2008 4:47 am

creeky wrote:here ya go ...

Yep, us Americans here would probably classify that as being really hot.

I'm not sure Bert can ever log in again, for security purposes.

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 5:00 am

Burny Charles wrote:
creeky wrote:here ya go ...

Yep, us Americans here would probably classify that as being really hot.

I'm not sure Bert can ever log in again, for security purposes.

Capt.Flock · Post by **Capt.Flock** » February 7, 2008 5:07 am

creeky wrote:here ya go ...

yummy

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 7, 2008 5:13 am

Capt.Flock wrote:
creeky wrote:here ya go ...

yummy

who is now a mummy