What if....?

palmettopirate · Post by **palmettopirate** » February 22, 2008 1:28 pm

...we couldn't laugh?

Bubbaphan · Post by **Bubbaphan** » February 22, 2008 1:37 pm

...this is all a dream?

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 22, 2008 3:05 pm

we weren't all crazy, then we'd all go insane!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 22, 2008 3:19 pm

... Landshark Lager was the only beer you could find

pair8head · Post by **pair8head** » February 22, 2008 4:12 pm

They held a WAR and nobody showed up?

pbans · Post by **pbans** » February 22, 2008 4:15 pm

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 22, 2008 4:35 pm

I was looking back at you but you were looking back at me to see if I was looking back at you and you were looking back at me

Catch&Release · Post by **Catch&Release** » February 22, 2008 5:26 pm

What if my dog realized that she'll never catch a squirrel?

Would she be devastated? Would she be satisfied with a life spent sleeping all afternoon only to await a bowl of Lord knows what is in that dried Iams food and an hour long walk?

What if my beautiful, physically fit, 10 years younger fiancee rolled over to nudge me out of my nightly, fat guy snoring and finally took a good hard look and came to her senses and left a "see ya" note on her pillow?

What if Jimmy Buffett secretly thinks we're all the biggest bunch of suckers on the planet?

What if the Skull and Crossbones Society really does run the world?

What if Kenny Chesney is the heir apparent to the Parrothead phlock and we're just too deluded to see what is gonna go down when Jimmy does give it up?

Wow those are some negative vibes...Let's spin this around...

What if I am fishing for Atlantic Salmon on the Miramachi this summer and I hook into the fish of a lifetime and a bystander, who happens to be Jimmy Buffett, helps me net the fish?

What if I get a call today for a career case and after handling the case, I can retire in Carmel, California when I am 40?

What if I am the person who wins the $300,000,000 mega millions lottery and I buy a house on the far west end of Sanibel so my dog can run on the beach each morning without us getting in trouble? (better buy a ticket)

What if whoever is elected in November, gets it right and sets the nation back on a course of peaceful prosperity?

What if I meet Gerry Spence and he decides that I would be happier working for him in Jackson Hole and flying all over the world fighting evil corporations?

What if I actually stick to my diet and start running 5 miles a day?

What if I make enough this year to buy the new Aston Martin I dream about?

I like this game!

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 22, 2008 5:49 pm

What if ... you all gave me 5000.00???

pleiades03 · Post by **pleiades03** » February 22, 2008 7:06 pm

Al Gore hadn't invented the Internet and we didn't have such a wonderful way to waste time?

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 22, 2008 9:50 pm

Catch&Release wrote:What if my dog realized that she'll never catch a squirrel?

Would she be devastated? Would she be satisfied with a life spent sleeping all afternoon only to await a bowl of Lord knows what is in that dried Iams food and an hour long walk?

What if my beautiful, physically fit, 10 years younger fiancee rolled over to nudge me out of my nightly, fat guy snoring and finally took a good hard look and came to her senses and left a "see ya" note on her pillow?

What if Jimmy Buffett secretly thinks we're all the biggest bunch of suckers on the planet?

What if the Skull and Crossbones Society really does run the world?

What if Kenny Chesney is the heir apparent to the Parrothead phlock and we're just too deluded to see what is gonna go down when Jimmy does give it up?

Wow those are some negative vibes...Let's spin this around...

What if I am fishing for Atlantic Salmon on the Miramachi this summer and I hook into the fish of a lifetime and a bystander, who happens to be Jimmy Buffett, helps me net the fish?

What if I get a call today for a career case and after handling the case, I can retire in Carmel, California when I am 40?

What if I am the person who wins the $300,000,000 mega millions lottery and I buy a house on the far west end of Sanibel so my dog can run on the beach each morning without us getting in trouble? (better buy a ticket)

What if whoever is elected in November, gets it right and sets the nation back on a course of peaceful prosperity?

What if I meet Gerry Spence and he decides that I would be happier working for him in Jackson Hole and flying all over the world fighting evil corporations?

What if I actually stick to my diet and start running 5 miles a day?

What if I make enough this year to buy the new Aston Martin I dream about?

I like this game!

I love the enthusiasm.

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 22, 2008 9:51 pm

What if it snowed forever?

jimolliemom · Post by **jimolliemom** » February 22, 2008 9:54 pm

Finnsaremorefun wrote:What if it snowed forever?

I would cry...a lot...I hate snow...

blowinupinmissoula · February 22, 2008 11:26 pm

Finnsaremorefun wrote:What if it snowed forever?

i would be content....

what if there was NEVER any religeon?

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » February 23, 2008 6:23 am

creeky wrote:What if ... you all gave me 5000.00???

You want only $5,000?????

tikitodd · Post by **tikitodd** » February 23, 2008 9:30 am

...there was no "mark all topics read" button

aeroparrot · Post by **aeroparrot** » February 23, 2008 9:35 am

I won a million dollars.
I would buy you a new dress.....

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 23, 2008 9:38 am

...Kenny Chesney couldn't wear a cowboy hat?

mjeischen · Post by **mjeischen** » February 23, 2008 10:20 am

"It" really was a good size?

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 23, 2008 5:31 pm

Bfan53 wrote:
creeky wrote:What if ... you all gave me 5000.00???
You want only $5,000?????

That was each ..... and I am not greedy