What if....?

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 23, 2008 9:00 pm

that really is the entire tour schedule announced? (check out tour dates and rumors...)

this really is the finale (71 shows??)

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » February 24, 2008 2:13 am

docandjeanie wrote:I was 25 again

What if I was 55 again!

What if I'd never gone to that bar in Singapore back in 1977 when "Changes In Latitudes" was playing on the juke box?

What if I DIDN'T have a brand new key to go with your brand new pair of roller skates?

What if Larry liked Landshark beer?

What if I didn't like ANY beer?

What if Sandra Bullock liked ME?

What if I were skinny?

What if bears DIDN'T sh*t in the woods?

What if my grandfather WOULD'VE gotten on that brand new ship leaving Southampton, England in April of 1912 instead of deciding at the last minute to give his ticket to one of his cousins and take another ship leaving the next day?

What if the Cubs won the world series?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » February 24, 2008 2:17 am

Wino you know wrote:What if my grandfather WOULD'VE gotten on that brand new ship leaving Southampton, England in April of 1912 instead of deciding at the last minute to give his ticket to one of his cousins and take another ship leaving the next day?

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » February 24, 2008 2:20 am

... JB invited you out sailing on Groovy for the afternoon. What would you talk about?

(I wouldn't want to say a word. I'd want to let him tell stories all afternoon.

)

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » February 24, 2008 2:20 am

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:
Wino you know wrote:What if my grandfather WOULD'VE gotten on that brand new ship leaving Southampton, England in April of 1912 instead of deciding at the last minute to give his ticket to one of his cousins and take another ship leaving the next day?

You wouldn't have been partying with a fat old grayy haired schlub from Iowa while you were in Hawaii, that's for darn sure.

docandjeanie · Post by **docandjeanie** » February 24, 2008 2:34 am

there were no you for me, and me for you

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 24, 2008 3:07 am

What if Jimmy decides to help Britney on her recovery - and signs her up in as a reeferette

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » February 24, 2008 4:24 am

SMLCHNG wrote:There was never another "Landshark has come to my town" thread.

Tired of them?

mjeischen · Post by **mjeischen** » February 24, 2008 7:24 am

there is no heaven or hell?

this is heaven or hell?

I believed in monogamous commitments when in my late teens-early 20's?

I made enough money to buy Miami but I p*** it away so fast?

I didn't take a friends extra Buffett tickets 7 years ago to go to my first show?

my ex-girlfriends (younger women) couldn't manage a smile?

the Chicago area is the only place I can find good pizza?

Jimmy remained a Nashville reporter for Billboard?

Jimmy never met Jane?

Jimmy never wrote Delaney Talks to Statues or if I had never heard it? What would my daughters name be?

life was all "happy endings where nobody fights"?

Hillary was sleeping with the interns?

I had ever been invited for a weekend stay at the PLayboy Mansion?

I actually played the Lottery?

I were the son of a son of a sailor?

THAT was the Last Train to Clarksville?

John Lennon, Bob Marley, or John Bonham or a littany of other great musicians hadn't died so young?

you could time travel?

I was running my own business and being my own boss?

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » February 24, 2008 8:44 am

creeky wrote:What if Jimmy decides to help Britney on her recovery - and signs her up in as a reeferette

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

SchoolGirlHeart · Post by **SchoolGirlHeart** » February 24, 2008 8:49 am

...everyone in the world lived by the Golden Rule?

(the "do unto others" one, not the "he who has the gold makes the rules" one)

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » February 24, 2008 8:55 am

SchoolGirlHeart wrote:...everyone in the world lived by the Golden Rule?

(the "do unto others" one, not the "he who has the gold makes the rules" one)

Thanks for clarifying that Jen......with this group you've got to carefully spell things out!!!

Philly Land Shark · Post by **Philly Land Shark** » February 24, 2008 10:48 am

...they did dance like Carmen again

...Havana wasn't only a daydream

...we were fully baked cookies on the bus

...we had a ticket to ride Desdemona's rocket ship

...I could make sparks fly 'round your head

oh, enough of this, its sunday I gotta go catch bob robert & the boys!!

Wino you know · Post by **Wino you know** » February 24, 2008 12:23 pm

creeky wrote:What if Jimmy decides to help Britney on her recovery - and signs her up in as a reeferette

I'D PUKE!

Finnsaremorefun · Post by **Finnsaremorefun** » February 24, 2008 12:45 pm

..my feet stunk, my head hurt, and I didn't love Jesus?

creeky · Post by **creeky** » February 24, 2008 2:32 pm

Wino you know wrote:
creeky wrote:What if Jimmy decides to help Britney on her recovery - and signs her up in as a reeferette
I'D PUKE!

was just a thought

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » February 24, 2008 3:41 pm

SMLCHNG wrote:There was never another "Landshark has come to my town" thread.

http://www.buffettnews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=66235

Skibo · Post by **Skibo** » February 24, 2008 4:09 pm

Jimmy admitted that Landshark was just Budweiser relabeled.

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » February 24, 2008 4:16 pm

...my ex didn't cheat on me?

...I didn't buy that cute girl @ Tony's a beer for her birthday?

...her "friend" would have went to that wedding with her?

...I would have ignored that first call?

...we didn't go to dinner?

Sorry all just very excited, our announcement was in the paper today and it got me thinking. 08-30-08 save the date!

Allen B. · Post by **Allen B.** » February 25, 2008 9:26 am

...everything opened later on Sundays and Mondays...

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