Mindbender #216

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 8:09 am

bad oral sex

motorcycle crash

stolen wallet

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 25, 2008 8:24 am

12vmanRick wrote:bad oral sex

There's good, better and best. Bad doesn't make the scale.

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12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 10:51 am

LIPH wrote:
12vmanRick wrote:bad oral sex
There's good, better and best. Bad doesn't make the scale. .

so true, thanks for correcting me. The only BAD is that which you don't get.

PartofthePhlock · Post by **PartofthePhlock** » February 25, 2008 10:54 am

sexual harassment

Post by **SMLCHNG** » February 25, 2008 1:48 pm

flipflopgirl wrote:assault

Marnin Grita Guy wrote:Being injured in the middle of a fight

Close... but be more specific.

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » February 25, 2008 1:50 pm

Trying to break up a fight?

getting hit with a purse?

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 2:23 pm

a victimless crime

mugging

stabbing

a Landshark Lager attack

hit and run

venerial disease

heart attack

dying with your head stuck up your butt aka cranial rectal disease

Marnin Grita Guy · Post by **Marnin Grita Guy** » February 25, 2008 2:28 pm

getting shot

getting stabbed

getting a black eye

getting bitten (AIEEEE! its Lorena again)

getting scratched

getting arrested

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 3:07 pm

battery

Accidental assault

sucker punched

poked in the eye

kicked in the nads

getting hit by a rouge swinging fist

PartofthePhlock · Post by **PartofthePhlock** » February 25, 2008 4:02 pm

sexual assult?

A purse whippin kind of assult.

verbal assult?

UAHparrothead · Post by **UAHparrothead** » February 25, 2008 4:05 pm

a broken nose
black eye

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 4:29 pm

a knocked out tooth

busted lip

broken jaw

an ear bitten off in the boxing ring

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » February 25, 2008 4:38 pm

get eaten by a grizzly bear

have a monkey throw poo at them at the zoo

have an alligator that someone flushed down the toilet bite the family jewels when they're sitting on the can

get hemorroids

Philly Land Shark · Post by **Philly Land Shark** » February 25, 2008 5:08 pm

getting in a BAR FIGHT!!!

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » February 25, 2008 6:19 pm

UAHparrothead wrote:a broken nose
black eye

wBs

black eye

12vmanRick · Post by **12vmanRick** » February 25, 2008 7:18 pm

a wedgie

Post by **SMLCHNG** » February 25, 2008 7:47 pm

Marnin Grita Guy wrote: getting bitten