or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
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WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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Re: WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
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Re: WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
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Re: WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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Re: WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
"But there’s this one particular harbor so far but yet so near"
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Re: WILL SOME MOD PLEASE GET HERE FAST
and boobielessparrotsgirl wrote:hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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ya that too12vmanRick wrote:and boobielessparrotsgirl wrote:hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
"But there’s this one particular harbor so far but yet so near"
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boobies are my friend(s)parrotsgirl wrote:12vmanRick wrote:and boobielessparrotsgirl wrote:hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
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dont EVER say that!!!...if I wake up tomorrow and find that boobies are all gone, I am blaming you!12vmanRick wrote:and boobielessparrotsgirl wrote:hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
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sorry, didn't mean to jinx the situationz-parrothead wrote:dont EVER say that!!!...if I wake up tomorrow and find that boobies are all gone, I am blaming you!12vmanRick wrote:and boobielessparrotsgirl wrote:hey now.....don't be pickin on chicks....you'd be loss with out us....12vmanRick wrote:dude, if it's alcohol I won't refuse it and besides, it's just what "she" calls it. You know chicks, it could be beer and be whiskey dickINeverGoAnywhere wrote:when did you start drinking whiskey????12vmanRick wrote:Before we all need a cold shower (together is best)
or before I get "as my wife calls it" whiskey dick
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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i'm upset about it too. every time i click into that thread..there it is12vmanRick wrote:LOL yea sorry about that Jenny, didn't mean for anyone to get injured over the puncreeky wrote:phew .. lucky I did not injure myself falling off my chair ... when I read Rick wants p*** removed![]()
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related joke:
woman calls cops and reports that the neighbor keeps "exposing himself". The cops come to her house to check into the report.
Woman is sitting in her living room and proclaims "the man keeps exposing himself everytime he goes into his bathroom."
the cops tell her "ma'am, you can't even see into his bathroom from here." Woman says "if you stand up in that chair right there you can!"
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funny how my wife says the same thingz-parrothead wrote:i'm upset about it too. every time i click into that thread..there it is12vmanRick wrote:LOL yea sorry about that Jenny, didn't mean for anyone to get injured over the puncreeky wrote:phew .. lucky I did not injure myself falling off my chair ... when I read Rick wants p*** removed![]()
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related joke:
woman calls cops and reports that the neighbor keeps "exposing himself". The cops come to her house to check into the report.
Woman is sitting in her living room and proclaims "the man keeps exposing himself everytime he goes into his bathroom."
the cops tell her "ma'am, you can't even see into his bathroom from here." Woman says "if you stand up in that chair right there you can!"
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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lol..yea, not one the things you want to hear from your wife.12vmanRick wrote:funny how my wife says the same thingz-parrothead wrote:i'm upset about it too. every time i click into that thread..there it is12vmanRick wrote:LOL yea sorry about that Jenny, didn't mean for anyone to get injured over the puncreeky wrote:phew .. lucky I did not injure myself falling off my chair ... when I read Rick wants p*** removed![]()
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related joke:
woman calls cops and reports that the neighbor keeps "exposing himself". The cops come to her house to check into the report.
Woman is sitting in her living room and proclaims "the man keeps exposing himself everytime he goes into his bathroom."
the cops tell her "ma'am, you can't even see into his bathroom from here." Woman says "if you stand up in that chair right there you can!"
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12vmanRick
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yea it's like "will you put that thing away"z-parrothead wrote:lol..yea, not one the things you want to hear from your wife.12vmanRick wrote:funny how my wife says the same thingz-parrothead wrote:i'm upset about it too. every time i click into that thread..there it is12vmanRick wrote:LOL yea sorry about that Jenny, didn't mean for anyone to get injured over the puncreeky wrote:phew .. lucky I did not injure myself falling off my chair ... when I read Rick wants p*** removed![]()
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related joke:
woman calls cops and reports that the neighbor keeps "exposing himself". The cops come to her house to check into the report.
Woman is sitting in her living room and proclaims "the man keeps exposing himself everytime he goes into his bathroom."
the cops tell her "ma'am, you can't even see into his bathroom from here." Woman says "if you stand up in that chair right there you can!"
When they run you out of town make it look like you are leading the parade.
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