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Gary Gygax, the guy who created Dungeons and Dragons, passed away.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080304/ap_en_ot/obit_gygax

I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew.

{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin.

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}

It's D and D!

Fighting with the legends of yore.

It's D and D!

Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo!

Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things.

We use these as a reference tool.

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school...

{No we're not.}

I know.

Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.

He's got hit points and charisma to lend.

{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}

It's D and D... wait...

Sorry, You got a girlfriend?

{Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.}

It's D and D!

Warriors that terrify.

It's D and D!

Virgins 'till the day we...

1,2,3,4!

Die!

While I never played the pen & paper version, many of my night were spent on computer games based on D & D....

And I loved the D & D cartoon, too.

Sail on, Gary

SharkOnLand wrote:While I never played the pen & paper version, many of my night were spent on computer games based on D & D....

And I loved the D & D cartoon, too.

Sail on, Gary

Duuude.. you can admit that you have a lvl 70 BElf Warlock named Zaxorr and a den decorated in WoW gear.

drunkpirate66 wrote:dork.

And proud of it.

RinglingRingling wrote:

SharkOnLand wrote:While I never played the pen & paper version, many of my night were spent on computer games based on D & D....

And I loved the D & D cartoon, too.

Sail on, Gary

Duuude.. you can admit that you have a lvl 70 BElf Warlock named Zaxorr and a den decorated in WoW gear.

I don't play WoW anymore.


And the highest I got was lvl 46.

Capt.Flock wrote:I've got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.

My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew.

{I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin.

It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.}

It's D and D!

Fighting with the legends of yore.

It's D and D!

Never kissed lady before. {Nope!} Whoo!

Now the Lord of the Rings, the dark crystal and things.

We use these as a reference tool.

And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school...

{No we're not.}

I know.

Now Teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.

He's got hit points and charisma to lend.

{And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the dragon's tomb, when I'm not out with my girlfriend.}

It's D and D... wait...

Sorry, You got a girlfriend?

{Yeah. Yeah, I got a...no.}

It's D and D!

Warriors that terrify.

It's D and D!

Virgins 'till the day we...

1,2,3,4!

Die!

Stephen Lynch is the man. Met him in A.C. last year.


Sail on creator of a distraction for millions of nerds.

SharkOnLand wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

SharkOnLand wrote:While I never played the pen & paper version, many of my night were spent on computer games based on D & D....

And I loved the D & D cartoon, too.

Sail on, Gary

Duuude.. you can admit that you have a lvl 70 BElf Warlock named Zaxorr and a den decorated in WoW gear.

I don't play WoW anymore.


And the highest I got was lvl 46.

and thanks Mr. Gygax, sail on straight and true.

I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

With all the sobbing going on...it was hard to understand...

Conolulu wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

With all the sobbing going on...it was hard to understand...

Tell him if he doesn't stop, it's gonna rust his AC-4 Mail of Distraction

Damn
hp = zero
Sail on, dungeonmaster.

Wow...*that's* a bummer...

Sail on, man. Forgive what many thousands of gamemasters have done in your name, over the past however-many years.

He blew his last saving throw!

I started playing D&D in 1975 and made friendships that have lasted a lifetime. I learned so much from the game, ranging from math skills to social skills, as well as the ability to be creative. Before playing D&D I didn't know how to figure percentages, nor did I understand the laws of probabilities but I do now and I'm pretty good at them.

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

With all the sobbing going on...it was hard to understand...

Tell him if he doesn't stop, it's gonna rust his AC-4 Mail of Distraction

Man. I musta wasted my youth sniffing coconut sunscreen and waxing boards. I have nooooooooo idea what you are talking about! Were you the really pale guys that occasionally showed up at the beach?

~~~~~ surfpirate

surfpirate wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

With all the sobbing going on...it was hard to understand...

Tell him if he doesn't stop, it's gonna rust his AC-4 Mail of Distraction

Man. I musta wasted my youth sniffing coconut sunscreen and waxing boards. I have nooooooooo idea what you are talking about! Were you the really pale guys that occasionally showed up at the beach?

~~~~~ surfpirate

He still is...

surfpirate wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:

RinglingRingling wrote:

Conolulu wrote:I called my brother.....Not sure, but I think he was crying...

All I could hear clearly was something about a vorpal blade....





Sail On....

that's a +4 Vorpal Blade of Awesome Might against Trolls, and Goblins, but not Gnolls.

With all the sobbing going on...it was hard to understand...

Tell him if he doesn't stop, it's gonna rust his AC-4 Mail of Distraction

Man. I musta wasted my youth sniffing coconut sunscreen and waxing boards. I have nooooooooo idea what you are talking about! Were you the really pale guys that occasionally showed up at the beach?

~~~~~ surfpirate

yeah.. yeah I was. slathered in SPF 5000 sunblock