Buffett and Kenny Chesney at Margaritaville, Panama City

indymiller24 · Post by **indymiller24** » March 13, 2008 8:57 am

kenny will be in key west on friday... so that leaves any chance for kenny and buffett together for thursday.

that'd be a cool show, but im having a hard time believing its possibility.

and will all you kenny haters spread your message so tickets for kenny are easier than jimmy?

beachbum13 · Post by **beachbum13** » March 14, 2008 3:21 pm

I wish I was rich...

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » March 14, 2008 3:26 pm

beachbum13 wrote:I wish I was rich...

Does the keg come out of the closet at the end of the tour?

~ Parrot Bay ~ · Post by **~ Parrot Bay ~** » March 14, 2008 4:38 pm

SharkOnLand wrote:
beachbum13 wrote:I wish I was rich...

Does the keg come out of the closet at the end of the tour?

No, Kenny gets thirsty in there.

Catch&Release · Post by **Catch&Release** » March 14, 2008 5:29 pm

The name of the tour is "Keg in the Closet"????

It's OK, Kenny. You can come out of the closet.

After you tried to pull a Tom Cruise by marrying Renee Zellwegger and she divorced you for "fraud", everyone knew it was really because you prefer the company of men. That's how God made you. No big deal. Country music needs an openly gay star. Think of the marketing capabilities - Country music appealing to NASCAR fans AND gay fans. You just doubled your album sales! Way to go! No need to stay in that closet.

People have become much more progressive in their views and, hell, you and Uncle Kracker can even get married in Massachusets.

UpstateNYPH · Post by **UpstateNYPH** » March 14, 2008 5:33 pm

Catch&Release wrote:The name of the tour is "Keg in the Closet"????

It's OK, Kenny. You can come out of the closet.

After you tried to pull a Tom Cruise by marrying Renee Zellwegger and she divorced you for "fraud", everyone knew it was really because you prefer the company of men. That's how God made you. No big deal. Country music needs an openly gay star. Think of the marketing capabilities - Country music appealing to NASCAR fans AND gay fans. You just doubled your album sales! Way to go! No need to stay in that closet.

People have become much more progressive in their views and, hell, you and Uncle Kracker can even get married in Massachusets.

viess · Post by **viess** » March 14, 2008 8:56 pm

You guys can say what you want about Kenny, but he puts on a better show than Jimmy! I've been a parrothead for almost 15 years and been to over 30 JB shows and that's the truth......

beachbum13 · Post by **beachbum13** » March 14, 2008 9:39 pm

You guys can say what you want about Kenny, but he puts on a better show than Jimmy! I've been a parrothead for almost 15 years and been to over 30 JB shows and that's the truth......

It's all relative... I like Kenny but I like Buffett's shows better.

indymiller24 · Post by **indymiller24** » March 15, 2008 7:07 pm

Paging all BN'ers who are high and mighty than thou and wish to thumb their nose at one, Kenny Chesney, for no apparent reason.

geez, people. give it a f'in break.

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » March 15, 2008 7:11 pm

indymiller24 wrote:Paging all BN'ers who are high and mighty than thou and wish to thumb their nose at one, Kenny Chesney, for no apparent reason.

You called? What can I do for you?

OystersandBeer · Post by **OystersandBeer** » March 17, 2008 10:57 am

I thumb my nose(whatever that means) to more than just one, but Chesney being the most often. That last time though wasn't to him, I just had a scratch.

MKats31 · Post by **MKats31** » March 17, 2008 3:03 pm

this would be a dope duet here

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » March 18, 2008 11:25 am

indymiller24 wrote:Paging all BN'ers who are high and mighty than thou and wish to thumb their nose at one, Kenny Chesney, for no apparent reason.

geez, people. give it a f'in break.

how about if we have a reason? can we still do it?

Hooray Beer! · Post by **Hooray Beer!** » March 18, 2008 11:38 am

Catch&Release wrote:The name of the tour is "Keg in the Closet"????

You never hid a keg in your dorm room closet?

That's what the song is about

I think along with the pre-programmed emoticons we should have pre-programmed i hate chesney replies

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » March 18, 2008 11:50 am

Hooray Beer! wrote:
Catch&Release wrote:The name of the tour is "Keg in the Closet"????

You never hid a keg in your dorm room closet?

That's what the song is about

I think along with the pre-programmed emoticons we should have pre-programmed i hate chesney replies

There's this one:

beachbum13 · Post by **beachbum13** » March 18, 2008 11:51 am

You never hid a keg in your dorm room closet?

Let me think... Kept my weed on the top shelf with in my backgammon board.
My bottle of Bacardi or Don Q (pre Captain Morgan) in a shoe box.

Never had a keg in the closet. But then again I don't drink beer. Although I did find out I had a couple of friends who were in the closet!

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » March 18, 2008 11:54 am

beachbum13 wrote:Although I did find out I had a couple of friends who were in the closet!

Did they have a keg?

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » March 18, 2008 11:56 am

SharkOnLand wrote:
beachbum13 wrote:Although I did find out I had a couple of friends who were in the closet!
Did they have a keg?

or a wooden leg?

one of them go on to change their name to Meg?

beachbum13 · Post by **beachbum13** » March 18, 2008 12:05 pm

I don't really understand the animosity towards Kenny Chesney? In fact I'm baffled. I don't consider myself a big fan but I enjoy his music. Let me see, he sings about beaches, summertime and many of the same things that out "beloved" JB does and yet many people on here trash him. Is JB the only person allowed to sing about these things we all claim to love? I grew up on a sandbar, work here and still resided here. And when I retire (hopefully sooner than later) it will be to another sandbar with warmer winter weather. I love hearing songs and these thing I hold dear. Life is a beach and there's enough room lot's of people to sing about it! That's Just My Opinion!!!

Catch&Release · Post by **Catch&Release** » March 18, 2008 12:38 pm

Kenny Chesney is a Jimmy Buffett plagiarist.

Kenny Chesney sells a Jimmy Buffett "A1A" type ethos and repackages it as slick sounding, banal crap that sells best to fraternity boys.

Those fraternity boys hear Jimmy Buffett mentioned in one of Chesney's earliest "beach songs" and then buy tickets to see Buffett.

They bring a very unpleasant "party til you puke" attitude to Jimmy shows and are there 100% for the party. Having these a$$holes talk their way through songs like "Cowboy in the Jungle" because they don't know any song that isn't on the Yellow Album or License to Chill, is most unpleasant.

Kenny Chesney is tiresome. I'd have no issue with him except that his frat boy fans do tend to show up at Buffett shows and they just don't get it because, to quote another loathesome country star "they're just there for the party.".

In Cincinnati, one of these frat rats gunned their car ahead of 50 others that were in line to get out and then forced his way into traffic at the driveway. At the same show, I saw 2 frat rats get in a fight in the lot. Add to that the idiots who decided that it would be hilarious to shove some of the thousands of thrown out beer bottles under the tires of numerous cars. How funny - cause someone to get a flat on their way out of the lot!

Crap like that NEVER used to happen at Jimmy's shows.

That's at least why I don't like what Chesney means for Jimmy Buffett fans. He is a Buffett plagiarist and his fans are largely dolts.