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Wine or Water??

Posted: March 21, 2008 11:01 am
by Joetown Parrothead
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.

Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of S**t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Posted: March 21, 2008 10:59 pm
by ragtopW
:o :lol:

Posted: March 23, 2008 1:31 pm
by TropicalTroubador
"Water?!?!?! Good God, no! Fish...function in it.!" - attributed to WC Fields

Posted: March 23, 2008 6:17 pm
by yes i am a
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Posted: April 3, 2008 10:39 pm
by tropicalfever
:lol: :lol: :lol: :pirate: