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Golfer
Posted: March 27, 2008 11:21 am
by britparrothead
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologise.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the foetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
Posted: March 27, 2008 11:24 am
by parrothead3282
Posted: March 27, 2008 6:36 pm
by unclejohn
Posted: March 27, 2008 7:22 pm
by karat
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LOVE IT! Though I do not think I can tell this at the club!
Posted: March 27, 2008 7:33 pm
by conched
karat wrote: LOVE IT! Though I do not think I can tell this at the club!
How bout this one, karathead?
LESSONS
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee
while another foursome of women is hitting
from the ladies' tees.
The ladies are taking their time. When the final
lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.
She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then
she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks
it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and
says apologetically, 'I guess all those f***ing
lessons I took over the winter didn't help.
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well,
there you have it, you should have taken golf
lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck.
Posted: March 27, 2008 9:18 pm
by yes i am a
Posted: March 27, 2008 10:52 pm
by ragtopW
Posted: March 27, 2008 10:52 pm
by ragtopW
conched wrote:karat wrote: LOVE IT! Though I do not think I can tell this at the club!
How bout this one, karathead?
LESSONS
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee
while another foursome of women is hitting
from the ladies' tees.
The ladies are taking their time. When the final
lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet.
She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then
she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks
it another five feet.
She looks up at the patiently waiting men and
says apologetically, 'I guess all those f***ing
lessons I took over the winter didn't help.
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well,
there you have it, you should have taken golf
lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck.
Posted: April 3, 2008 10:35 pm
by tropicalfever
