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Another Blonde joke

Post by thebeachbumm33 »

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared
up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was
covering a
story of a man on a ledge of a large building
preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think
he'll jump?"
Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob
placed a $20
bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy on the
ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to
his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her
$20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the
5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think
he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
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Post by C-Dawg »

That's fair
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Post by tropicalfever »

:D :D :D
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Post by yes i am a »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :lol: :lol:
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by phijimanOK »

Doh!
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