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3 Things to Ponder

Post by PerfectPartner »

Three Things to Ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments


C O W S
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it
amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Ca nada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington?
And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution
for Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not
using it anymore.


T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we cannot have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians..It creates a hostile work
environment
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Post by unclejohn »

makes sense to me :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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8) 8) 8) 8) :lol:
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Ouch!
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