speakah english

OystersandBeer · Post by **OystersandBeer** » April 14, 2008 7:33 pm

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.'

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talking abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.'

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » April 14, 2008 8:51 pm

karat · Post by **karat** » April 14, 2008 9:01 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » April 17, 2008 6:49 pm

brahmafear · Post by **brahmafear** » April 17, 2008 7:15 pm

Thewino · Post by **Thewino** » April 17, 2008 7:18 pm

I'm glad I didn't take your five dollar bet

C-Dawg · Post by **C-Dawg** » April 17, 2008 7:18 pm

so.....whattsa matta you? You no spekada Ing-leesh