Parking spot rant

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » April 18, 2008 11:39 am

I'm still waiting for the exciting conclusion!

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » April 18, 2008 11:41 am

Ninja Penguin:

pema · Post by **pema** » April 18, 2008 11:42 am

Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Ninja Penguin:

Flock's new career?

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » April 18, 2008 11:45 am

pema wrote:
Tarheel Tail-Gator wrote:Ninja Penguin:

Flock's new career?

Looks like a perfect disguise for BN Critters

Tiki Bar · Post by **Tiki Bar** » April 18, 2008 11:46 am

carolinagirl · Post by **carolinagirl** » April 18, 2008 11:53 am

carolinagirl wrote: Kind of like this kind of nature: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea ... D=32523525

Hey, I should get extra points for combining themes... parking lot nature video and ninja squirrel!

I love the comment that someone made: "My, what a steady hand you have."

citcat · Post by **citcat** » April 18, 2008 11:57 am

ragtopW wrote:
BTW..
you want a parking spot rant?????
Here go...
I park out a ways from my building.. (think 150 yards from the front door)
I also park near an island so I can get in and out without some
nimrod boxing me in (learned my lesson on that)

SO for two years I used the same spot.. two years..
one morning a car in my slot... OK.. not marked or mine
so drive out to the next island.. and park..
next day... next day.... OK so what...

the female..Broad..!)#($ )$(#$** that takes that spot
waits for me about two weeks later..
tells me she thinks it is funny she get's in ten minutes early
to take that spot she noticed that I
was using it on a regular basis.......
and thought it would be funny to start taking it..

there ya go..

What did you say when she told you that ?
I'm telling you, some people use their cars as power trips.
Parking, hogging the left lane on the highway, etc.
I just let 'em go....my life has to be better than theirs if that's the way they get their jollies.

Bless their hearts.

green1 · Post by **green1** » April 18, 2008 12:11 pm

Tiki Bar wrote:I'm still waiting for the exciting conclusion!

cue Theme song

close up of Cpt Jack Sparrow, rocking as though on a ship at sea.
Pan out, Capt Jack Sparrow is in a dinghy with mast raised and sail set. Reprise of opening sequence in Pirates of the Carribean Curse of the Black Pearl.

Fade to Black

Cue Credits

Tarheel Tail-Gator · Post by **Tarheel Tail-Gator** » April 18, 2008 12:45 pm

green1 wrote:
Tiki Bar wrote:I'm still waiting for the exciting conclusion!
cue Theme song

close up of Cpt Jack Sparrow, rocking as though on a ship at sea.
Pan out, Capt Jack Sparrow is in a dinghy with mast raised and sail set. Reprise of opening sequence in Pirates of the Carribean Curse of the Black Pearl.

Fade to Black

Cue Credits

But then, a new scene appears.

POV from behind the wheel of a shopping cart as it gains speed across the parking lot,

Long shot of little kid laughing as it continues to roll.....and what's it it's path..........
Close-up of the Jolly Roger

Long shot of shopping cart heading at insane speed towards the Black Pearl, which is docked by a parking space island in BFE

At the last second, you hear a cannon blast....then a mangled, smoking shopping cart ...................

Then, a ninja squirrel appears from behind the cannon...........

pema · Post by **pema** » April 18, 2008 12:56 pm