Saving the Private Life...

[GumboPirate]

An elderly lady goes into her doctor's office. The doctor can see that she is very frustrated and asks, "I can tell it's not a health issue of yours that is bothering you. What seems to be the problem?"

"Well," she explained, "I still have an incredible sex drive, but my husband has problems with well, you know..."

The doctor said, "Well, there is a very simple solution. I can just prescribe him some Viagra."

The elderly lady replied, "It seems like a simple solution, but I know my husband will never take Viagra."

The doctor scratched his head and finally said, "Well, why don't you just crush it up and put it in his coffee without telling him. He'll probably enjoy the feeling so much that when he can't get another erection, you can tell him how he had managed to get the first one and he will swallow his pride and ask for a prescription."

The wife agreed, and the doctor gave her a sample Viagra to carry out the plan.

The next afternoon, she was back in his office, but she still didn't look any happier. The doctor said, "So by the look on your face I guess it didn't go that well, huh?"

The elderly woman replied quite enthusiastically, "No, the sex was great--it was the most passionate sex I've ever had. I did just like you suggested. When my husband wasn't looking, I crushed up the pill and put it in his coffee. Twenty minutes later, I started rubbing his leg. He started breathing heavily, got a hard-on, ripped off my clothes, threw me on the table, and brought me to a climax..."

The doctor said, "Great, so I assume he wants the prescription."

"Ya, he does..." she sighed.

"But I don't understand what the problem is," the doctor pressed.

"The problem," she replied, "is that we are never allowed back in Denny's again!"

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