Might be offensive to English or Irish persons

ladyparrothead · Post by **ladyparrothead** » May 15, 2008 1:19 am

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in their soon to be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Irish accent asked 'What are you selling' here ?

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ar*e-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, 'You are doing well ... Only two left.'

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » May 15, 2008 6:46 am

RinglingRingling · Post by **RinglingRingling** » May 15, 2008 7:00 am

I don't find that offensive...

but then I know why the sun never set on the British Empire in its heyday...

Even God doesn't trust the ba$tards in the dark.

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » May 15, 2008 7:02 am

RinglingRingling wrote:I don't find that offensive...

but then I know why the sun never set on the British Empire in its heyday...

Even God doesn't trust the ba$tards in the dark.

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » May 15, 2008 9:26 am

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » May 15, 2008 10:44 am

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
That was pretty damn funny!

IrishPirate · Post by **IrishPirate** » May 15, 2008 10:41 pm

Hmmmm the english side of me is highly offended, the irish side of me is LMFAO!

VanillaGrl · Post by **VanillaGrl** » May 15, 2008 10:51 pm

IrishPirate wrote:Hmmmm the english side of me is highly offended, the irish side of me is LMFAO!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » May 16, 2008 12:52 am

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » May 16, 2008 9:30 am

LIBuffettFan · Post by **LIBuffettFan** » May 16, 2008 11:59 am