Three Women in Black

It's okay to Laugh out Loud

Moderator: SMLCHNG

Post Reply
karat
Lester Polyester
Posts: 7290
Joined: February 28, 2005 7:40 pm
Number of Concerts: 26
Favorite Boat Drink: Margarita with Passion Berry
Location: "I’m just hangin’ on while this old world keeps spinning." (It's a freakin' tilt-a-whirl!)
Contact:

Three Women in Black

Post by karat »

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their?relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over m y eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
~ Karat
(I am a Travel Agent)
ragtopW
Last Man Standing
Posts: 39130
Joined: December 18, 2001 7:00 pm
Number of Concerts: 0

Post by ragtopW »

:o :o :o
GumboPirate
License to Chill
Posts: 1129
Joined: March 24, 2007 12:36 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: A Mile High in Youngstown

Post by GumboPirate »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
ImageImage
unclejohn
Hoot!
Posts: 2284
Joined: July 12, 2004 10:20 pm
Number of Concerts: 0
Location: The Coast of Carolina

Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
pinacolada lover
License to Chill
Posts: 1468
Joined: April 5, 2007 11:48 pm
Favorite Buffett Song: Too many to list!
Number of Concerts: 7
Favorite Boat Drink: Don't Stop The Carnival

Post by pinacolada lover »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Post Reply