Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their?relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over m y eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me, he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
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