Jimmy Buffett for President - For Real

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Ukulady wrote:Elrod, I don't even know you, but I bet you're the linebacker no one messes with, or the wise Great Dane that very rarely has to bark because the rest of the pack knows better...am I right, Penny?
:lol: :lol: Defensive tackle and center in football, catcher in baseball, bull rider, EMT, firefighter, Marine. 8)

Just be wary of him when he speaks very quietly.
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Tiki Bar wrote:I could be the Secretary of Beverages! [smilie=battingeyes.gif]
And I know the perfect candidate for the Secretary of the Balcony! :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Both are perfect!! 8)
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Post by Tarheel Tail-Gator »

I'll volunteer to be the Executive Grillmaster :pirate:
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Entertainment Director!
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Post by stingray »

Can I be head of security? I am NYPD
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Post by Bfan53 »

Wow, you all have been busy overnight!!!!!! :o

Many cabinet spots are filling up rather quickly, some positions I've heard of, others not.........but, hey, it's Jimmy in the White House so anything goes! :pirate:

I thought maybe JB would just move the White House permanently to the Truman complex in Key West, open relations with Cuba to get that "real" Havana rum, and appoint Jerry Jeff Walker our new ambassador to Cuba.

Any ideas as to what JB's presidency might be called? FDR's was the "New Deal".......can't help but think the BNers can come up with a good one! :roll: :D
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Post by MKats31 »

This would be awesome if it ever happened...but the chance is like about 0%
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MKats31 wrote:This would be awesome if it ever happened...but the chance is like about 0%
But it sure is fun to think about it!!!!! :pirate:

An answer to my own previous question: Maybe Jimmy's presidency would be referred as "Don't Stop the Carnival"...... :o :roll: :D
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Post by Salukulady »

We could always start a write-in campaign.......
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Ukulady wrote:We could always start a write-in campaign.......
Can you just imagine Fox News or CNN reporting on a growing grass roots campaign to elect a "real Pirate" the next President? In this case, "grass" roots even takes on a new dimension...... :o :roll: :D

Official state dinners could be on the beach with tiki torches! :pirate:
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I've got the beach for the inaugural ball! Just let me know the date and I'll get over there early to claim a couple fire rings....I've got a killer sound system and a honda generator for the band and the FCM's....he!! between my neighbor and I, we've got three FCM's, do you think that will be enough? If everyone brings some firewood, aside dish to share, and their favorite beer, I'll do the barbecuing....are Jimmy burgers alright with everyone?(hamburgers w/canadian bacon, teriiyaki grilled pineapple, swiss and cheddar cheeses)?
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Ukulady wrote:I've got the beach for the inaugural ball! Just let me know the date and I'll get over there early to claim a couple fire rings....I've got a killer sound system and a honda generator for the band and the FCM's....he!! between my neighbor and I, we've got three FCM's, do you think that will be enough? If everyone brings some firewood, aside dish to share, and their favorite beer, I'll do the barbecuing....are Jimmy burgers alright with everyone?(hamburgers w/canadian bacon, teriiyaki grilled pineapple, swiss and cheddar cheeses)?
I'll take wearing flowered shirts & shorts over a tux any time!!!!!! :D

Let's see we'll appoint you our "National Director of Beach Bashes" :pirate:
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Secretary of Offense.
SAVE THE EARTH
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Post by big john »

I would like to volunteer my services as ambassador to Amsterdam.
:pirate:
Who's got the rum?
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big john wrote:I would like to volunteer my services as ambassador to Amsterdam.
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You realize that you'll need to take up residency there, right???? :o :roll:
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Post by KruzinParrots »

We volunteer for the position as official travel agents to the administration. We can arrange all travel for the the administration and supporters.

Got some great ideas for locations of the campaign parties and rallys!!

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Post by thebeachbumm33 »

I'd like Department of Agriculture please, we'd be growing more than coconuts and leis :wink: 8) 8)
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Post by Migration Michelle »

I'd qualify as the Secretary of State. 8)
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Post by ragtopW »

Drug Czar..


you want a war on drugs??

you got one.. 8)
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Post by Mottola-Buffett »

Is there a "naughty intern" position available? (and could it be a SMART, naughty intern?)
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