Jimmy Buffett for President - For Real

ParrotHeadInThe Making · Post by **ParrotHeadInThe Making** » May 19, 2008 2:10 am

We must not forget that this administration includes a 1st lady, Lady Jane. Therefore, I think SammieDog and I would qualify as being personal assistance to Ms Jane.

Don't Stop The Carnival should definitely be the name of the administration. Either Mac or Mike Utley could be the VP. The Manatee would be put on the endangered species list, thus, possibly giving it better protection.

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » May 19, 2008 6:17 am

Mottola-Buffett wrote:Is there a "naughty intern" position available? (and could it be a SMART, naughty intern?)

Didn't a previous administration have a problem with this????

Yes, Jane as First Lady, Mike Utley as VP, Mac as White House Chief of Staff, and all you BNers so graciously offering your talents and services.....

Could be one Hell of an administration!

Oh, did I mention that JB would also be named President for life? No sense permitting another silly election with this group having so much fun!

PIA · Post by **PIA** » May 19, 2008 8:22 am

I want to be Press Secretary!

pojo · Post by **pojo** » May 19, 2008 8:30 am

I'll be Secretary of Aerial Defense.....

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 19, 2008 8:35 am

Instead of Attorney General can I be Secretary of Spotting Hot Babes?

tikitatas · Post by **tikitatas** » May 19, 2008 8:39 am

LIPH wrote:Instead of Attorney General can I be Secretary of Spotting Hot Babes?

Who else could possibly fulfill the duties of the post?!?!

big john · Post by **big john** » May 19, 2008 9:05 am

Bfan53 wrote:
big john wrote:I would like to volunteer my services as ambassador to Amsterdam.

You realize that you'll need to take up residency there, right????

I think I could make that sacrifice. Mmmm close proximity to Paris,
Belgium, and Germany (land of beer, chocolate, and pork).

PIA · Post by **PIA** » May 19, 2008 9:29 am

can harrison ford please be on the white house staff toooo!

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » May 19, 2008 9:37 am

He can be the head of the Department of Justice. I hear he snaps a mean whip.

dldaigle921 · Post by **dldaigle921** » May 19, 2008 9:55 am

I want to be appointed the Director of FEMA...it's time for some proactive measures in this administration instead of reaction!!

ParrotHeadInThe Making · Post by **ParrotHeadInThe Making** » May 19, 2008 10:04 am

LIPH wrote:Instead of Attorney General can I be Secretary of Spotting Hot Babes?

Hey, who said you couldn't do both?

Salukulady · Post by **Salukulady** » May 19, 2008 10:08 am

PIA wrote:can harrison ford please be on the white house staff toooo!

I second that!

Mottola-Buffett · Post by **Mottola-Buffett** » May 19, 2008 4:24 pm

SharkOnLand · Post by **SharkOnLand** » May 19, 2008 5:02 pm

You people want way TOO much responsibility and work...

I volunteer to be the Under-undersecretary of Rum, so at least two people have to keel over before I have to think about working....

csmithnj · Post by **csmithnj** » May 19, 2008 5:18 pm

I'd like to be head of the ATF - Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. I think we could have some good fun with their inventory.

Either that or head of customs. I'd like access to their confiscated cuban cigars.

Bfan53 · Post by **Bfan53** » May 19, 2008 7:04 pm

Mottola-Buffett wrote:I volunteer to officially redesign the White House. I'm thinking Nautical...
Pool, tiki bar, etc.

I can picture the lighted palm trees on the White House lawn now......

Migration Michelle · Post by **Migration Michelle** » May 19, 2008 7:06 pm

I think we would have to relocate the White House to Florida or Jimmy would not run!!

KruzinParrots · Post by **KruzinParrots** » May 19, 2008 7:18 pm

Mottola-Buffett wrote:I volunteer to officially redesign the White House. I'm thinking Nautical...
Pool, tiki bar, etc.

Oh most definitely!! Don't forget the china needs a redo also.

KruzinParrots · Post by **KruzinParrots** » May 19, 2008 7:22 pm

Migration Michelle wrote:I think we would have to relocate the White House to Florida or Jimmy would not run!!

Yup I think your right. Besides we're gonna have to do that if we want Palm Trees and some cool tropical plants to be able to grow.

KruzinParrots · Post by **KruzinParrots** » May 19, 2008 7:24 pm

You know, seriously the nice thing about him being president for real is that it would be an administration we would understand. I honestly think he got what we need as a country right now.