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This topic has jokingly been kicked around for years, but today at work I was daydreaming during yet another "important meeting" and thought "If JB really was elected President of the US....."

> Who would be his VP?
> What would be his political agenda?
> Where would his "summer White House" be located?
> Would Air Force One be replaced by a seaplane?
> How would he address the problems of our nation?

The list is open for additions.........

i would want the appointment for secretary of education

txaggirl91 wrote:i would want the appointment for secretary of education

Since you're first to respond, it's yours! I'm sure JB wouldn't mind....

Next?

> Who would be his VP? Bono from U2, they've been shot at together.
> What would be his political agenda? Just like any other politician--Why don't we get drunk and screw. But at least he'd be upfront about it.
> Where would his "summer White House" be located? Jimmy'd be the first one to have a Navy One, a big ass sailboat where he'd have access to all our nuclear codes....
> Would Air Force One be replaced by a seaplane? I dunno, Jimmy'd probably upgrade from the Falcon though...
> How would he address the problems of our nation? NASCAR

OK....I'll take Sec. of Health and Human Services.....I couldn't f*** it up any more than it is already........

I'd like to be Canada's Ambassador to the U.S.

Uncle Warren Buffett should be his financial advisor....they get along and Warren would get us outta the red.....

txaggirl91 wrote:i would want the appoitment for secretary of education

That would straighten out our educational institutions, actually having a real teacher in charge....

Ooh ooh ooh--can I be his press secretary? Pretty please?

I'd like to be his Chief of Staff - I'm great at organizing and can keep secrets

I wanna be in charge of the kitchen and cooking for the family and parties.


And I think Mac should be the VP.

I'll take "Ambassador to the Caribbean, Western and Eastern".

Thank you.

I'll be the Attorney General.

LIPH wrote:I'll be the Attorney General.

I want to be his party planner

SMLCHNG wrote:I wanna be in charge of the kitchen and cooking for the family and parties.


And I think Mac should be the VP.

You are the Queen.... This entire thread is moot!!!!!!

It'd be a far different world if I was Secretary of Defense.

Elrod wrote:It'd be a far different world if I was Secretary of Defense.

Amen!

Ukulady wrote:

Elrod wrote:It'd be a far different world if I was Secretary of Defense.

Amen!

Elrod, I don't even know you, but I bet you're the linebacker no one messes with, or the wise Great Dane that very rarely has to bark because the rest of the pack knows better...am I right, Penny?

I could be the Secretary of Beverages!

And I know the perfect candidate for the Secretary of the Balcony!