Kidnapped

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » May 23, 2008 9:50 am

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into Downtown Chicago. Nothing is
moving north or south.

Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened; what's the hold up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Rosie O'Donnell,
Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

parrothead3282 · Post by **parrothead3282** » May 23, 2008 11:12 am

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » May 23, 2008 3:24 pm

Even at todays high gas prices I would donate a few gallons to that cause!!!!!

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » May 23, 2008 3:37 pm

What? No Bush and McCain?

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » May 23, 2008 6:44 pm

Yeah...throw in a few Repuglicans, and I'd donate. Why just burn the idiots on *one* side of the aisle?

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » May 23, 2008 11:08 pm

phijimanOK · Post by **phijimanOK** » May 24, 2008 12:23 am

AdamBomb8 · Post by **AdamBomb8** » May 24, 2008 5:28 pm

TropicalTroubador wrote:Yeah...throw in a few Republicans, and I'd donate. Why just burn the idiots on *one* side of the aisle?

I guess they should have thrown in some Republicans too, make it an equal opportunity bonfire

pojo · Post by **pojo** » May 24, 2008 7:08 pm

nice..... add jane fonda in there also please.

PerfectPartner · Post by **PerfectPartner** » May 26, 2008 6:33 pm

pojo wrote:nice..... add jane fonda in there also please.

What a splendid idea!! Make her first on the list!!!

dnw · Post by **dnw** » May 26, 2008 6:37 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » May 27, 2008 6:41 am