Classmates

LIPH · Post by **LIPH** » June 4, 2008 5:53 pm

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking "Surely I can't look that old"? Well, you'll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma which bore his full name. Suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang."

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1965. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely, then that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-b**** asked, "What did you teach?"

Snowparrot · Post by **Snowparrot** » June 4, 2008 6:07 pm

I've been there!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 4, 2008 9:51 pm

rich_big · Post by **rich_big** » June 4, 2008 10:34 pm

HAHAHA!!! good one..

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » June 4, 2008 10:59 pm

Very nice!!!

pinacolada lover · Post by **pinacolada lover** » June 6, 2008 9:03 pm

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » June 7, 2008 9:10 pm

Dally · Post by **Dally** » June 8, 2008 5:22 am

OUCH!!!!!!