Another Blonde joke
Posted: June 27, 2008 1:42 pm
blind man enters a 'Ladies Bar' . He finds his way to a bar tool and
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
'Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell
that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you
should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares,
'Nah....Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
