A lovely senior citizen lady was obviously having a difficult time assembling the unit so we couldn't help but stroll over and ask: "Can we help you with that? We have one at home." She looked up and said: "Oh my, yes......"
So my wife & I calmly walked her through the assembly and operation. Unfortunately the only ice the store provided her was already crushed and the only liquid was grape/cranberry juice!!!! I explained she may want to tell customers that the FCM really is built to shave ice cubes and blend all kinds of drinks (both with & without alcohol).
As we left the store we glanced down the aisle to check on our new best friend. By this time she had donned her straw hat and flowered lei and was making frozen grape/cranberry samples.......I think she had mastered the FCM!!!!
Memo to Jimmy: No need to reimburse us for this personalized service to bring the FCM to the world masses.......but a couple of front rows seats to an upcoming concert would not go unused!!!!!

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats." Mark Twain




