a Best Goldfish Joke Ever!

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » June 29, 2008 4:49 pm

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » June 29, 2008 4:59 pm

I don't really get it but . . .

too much beer and sun . . . and goldfish jokes . . .=

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » June 29, 2008 9:09 pm

drunkpirate66 wrote:

I don't really get it but . . .

too much beer and sun . . . and goldfish jokes . . .=

Ooooh, think about it. You're a smart guy. But I'll give you a hint. There is more than one kind of a tank.

Good one Wayne.

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » June 29, 2008 9:55 pm

popcornjack wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:

I don't really get it but . . .

too much beer and sun . . . and goldfish jokes . . .=

Ooooh, think about it. You're a smart guy. But I'll give you a hint. There is more than one kind of a tank.

Good one Wayne.

OK. There is the kind of tank you put water in. Then there is the usage of the word "tank" in verb form like "I am going to get tanked tonight" or "O should've studied because I just tanked that test". Used as an adjective might sound like "I am so tanked right now". There was a UFC fighter named Tank Abbot. Am I close?

popcornjack · Post by **popcornjack** » June 29, 2008 10:06 pm

drunkpirate66 wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:

I don't really get it but . . .

too much beer and sun . . . and goldfish jokes . . .=

Ooooh, think about it. You're a smart guy. But I'll give you a hint. There is more than one kind of a tank.

Good one Wayne.
OK. There is the kind of tank you put water in. Then there is the usage of the word "tank" in verb form like "I am going to get tanked tonight" or "O should've studied because I just tanked that test". Used as an adjective might sound like "I am so tanked right now". There was a UFC fighter named Tank Abbot. Am I close?

No, but I think you're tanked.

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » June 30, 2008 7:38 am

popcornjack wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:
popcornjack wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:

I don't really get it but . . .

too much beer and sun . . . and goldfish jokes . . .=

Ooooh, think about it. You're a smart guy. But I'll give you a hint. There is more than one kind of a tank.

Good one Wayne.
OK. There is the kind of tank you put water in. Then there is the usage of the word "tank" in verb form like "I am going to get tanked tonight" or "O should've studied because I just tanked that test". Used as an adjective might sound like "I am so tanked right now". There was a UFC fighter named Tank Abbot. Am I close?
No, but I think you're tanked.

well . . . I have never heard of goldfish in a tank. usually they are in a bowl. like a fish bowl. as in, "let's go to Jimmy Buffett and fish bowl the car on the way". goldfish in a tank? thats just silly.

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » June 30, 2008 7:53 am

I hate to say it, but I got that!!

tropicalfever · Post by **tropicalfever** » June 30, 2008 8:36 am

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » July 2, 2008 4:44 pm

so do you mean a tank that you would go to war with? how would those little guys breathe?

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 2, 2008 4:54 pm

drunkpirate66 wrote:so do you mean a tank that you would go to war with? how would those little guys breathe?

Air tanks, silly

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 2, 2008 5:34 pm

Two goldfish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, 'd*m!'

drunkpirate66 · Post by **drunkpirate66** » July 2, 2008 5:40 pm

alphabits wrote:
drunkpirate66 wrote:so do you mean a tank that you would go to war with? how would those little guys breathe?
Air tanks, silly

of course!

Aquaholic101 · Post by **Aquaholic101** » July 2, 2008 11:24 pm

ragtopW wrote:Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."

Please don't give up your day job

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 3, 2008 12:04 am

Aquaholic101 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
Please don't give up your day job

pbans · Post by **pbans** » July 3, 2008 12:30 am

ragtopW wrote:
Aquaholic101 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
Please don't give up your day job

I love those kinds of jokes.....a lot!
Groaners

alphabits · Post by **alphabits** » July 3, 2008 8:35 am

pbans wrote:
ragtopW wrote:
Aquaholic101 wrote:
ragtopW wrote:Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
Please don't give up your day job

I love those kinds of jokes.....a lot!
Groaners

Me too, although I have to admit it took me a few moments for the tank joke to sink in.
I think my train of thought was something like:
WTF?
D'oh!

Hmmm, wonder if there's an engineer on a train of thought?

SunsetChef · Post by **SunsetChef** » July 3, 2008 11:33 am

A short turn to the left and...

A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Do you know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve?!”

UAHparrothead · Post by **UAHparrothead** » July 3, 2008 11:56 am

FunkHouse9 · Post by **FunkHouse9** » July 3, 2008 11:57 am

nyuk nyuk nyuk

smokindave · Post by **smokindave** » July 3, 2008 5:51 pm

pbans wrote:Two goldfish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, 'd*m!'

two goldfish walk into a bar............dayum dontcha know that hurt

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