I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling

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tropicalfever
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling

Post by tropicalfever »

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied
'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old
having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the
Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if
the ice cream truck hadn't come along.'
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Post by ragtopW »

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by flipflopgirl »

:o :o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by unclejohn »

:lol: :lol:
I am no longer fighting my inner demons. We are on the same side now.
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