A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a
Florida Adult community.
A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a
few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
The Villages..
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Re: The Villages..
I live WAY to close to this damn community. Did you know that they have the highest STD rate around??Conolulu wrote:A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a
Florida Adult community.
A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a
few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'
'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'
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