new painting

ragtopW · Post by **ragtopW** » July 8, 2008 8:42 pm

The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting
depicting General Custer's last thoughts.

Two weeks later, the artist unveiled the painting, an enormous
canvas with a lovely blue lake painted in its center, with a
fish leaping from the water with a shining halo around its
head. On the shores of the lake were the most detailed pictures
of Indians fornicating.

After gaping at the painting for some time, the enraged curator
demanded to know what the theme was supposed to be.

The artist said, "You asked for a painting of Custer's last
thoughts," he explained. "That's it. Custer was thinking, 'Holy
mackerel, where did all those f@#$ng Indians come from?'"

phjrsaunt · Post by **phjrsaunt** » July 8, 2008 8:53 pm

GumboPirate · Post by **GumboPirate** » July 10, 2008 4:19 am

TropicalTroubador · Post by **TropicalTroubador** » July 10, 2008 2:34 pm

Last time I heard that one...it wasn't a mackerel that had the halo around it...

unclejohn · Post by **unclejohn** » July 22, 2008 8:36 pm